Archives: movie review

Frances Ha: The good(?) old days

It’s hard to be in your twenties. No, for real!

Fast & Furious 6: A good day to furious hard

Everything you’ve ever hoped for in the sixth edition of a car chase franchise!

Star Trek Into Darkness: These are the voyages of a few dudes

Welcome to the 23rd century, where the universe is filled with beautiful action sequences, and women are worse off than they were in the 1990s.

The Great Gatsby: Explosions of grandeur

Baz Luhrmann is up to his old tricks, and that’s almost a really good thing.

Upstream Color: ??? and !!!

Upstream Color will leave you filled with feelings and question marks.

Iron Man 3: Less iron, more man

Iron Man 3 takes Tony Stark (and more importantly Robert Downey, Jr.) out of the Iron Man suit for the majority of the film–which is great because that’s what you’re there to see anyway.

Mud: A helluva thang

Two boys find Matthew McConaughey on a desert island. Nobody brought bongos. Life is cruel, sometimes.

Oblivion: The future is in good hands

As long as Tom Cruise is still out there somewhere, running his little legs off, the world can never truly be lost.

(The New) Evil Dead: The most stupidest film you will ever experience

The newest installment of the Evil Dead franchise will turn your stomach with an unfortunate combination of bore and gore.

42: At least a base hit, maybe even a double

42 is a sports movie that will make you feel sports emotions–for better or worse.

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