Stoker: Not a vampire movie
A vampire movie might have been less terrifying.
Archives: movie review
Spring Breakers: An exact, scale reproduction of Florida
Just when you thought James Franco was irredeemable, here comes Spring Breakers blowin’ minds!
Don’t Stop Believin’: That this film will eventually catch on
A mildly compelling story about a talented singer from Manila. Oh, plus you get to hear a bunch of Journey songs?
Oz the Great and Powerful: neither great nor powerful
Minus the bad acting and weak script, Oz is a pretty mediocre film.
Side Effects: May cause surprise, despair, dry mouth, and diarrhea
Side Effects is director Steven Soderbergh’s final feature film, and it focuses on depression (and Channing Tatum).
Amour: Greetings from Hell
This French film is nominated for Best Picture. Ummm…that’s about the only cheerful thing about it.
Warm Bodies: Man is the real…wait, no, skeletons are the real monster
Just when you thought we’d plumbed the depths of the paranormal teen romance Warm Bodies hits a theatre near you!
Redemption & Open Heart: Short films about long lives
Two great short films at one great tiny theater.
Quartet: Giving up on life in Downton Abbey
Dustin Hoffman’s directorial debut paints a (unintentionally) bleak view of growing older.
Silver Linings Playbook: Feel-good is back
Presenting the first successful RomCom Slash Real Movie with a protagonist named “Pat” opposite a lady named “Tiffany.”
