So long, RVA!
Don’t let the depressing weather throw you off, folks. The weekend is looking mighty bright! We have the President coming to town on Friday and Sir Richard Branson will be here this weekend, not to mention all the OTHER stuff I have for your itinerary!
I don’t know about you, but I’m quite through with hurricanes. If you’re reading this you obviously have power. If you’re not reading this, however, you’re actually STILL READING THIS (I just blew your mind!). I’ve got 5 Things to help set us straight after Irene’s winds bent us out of shape.
See what you did!?! Whatever it was, it MADE THE EARTH QUAKETH! I hope whomever was closest to you rolled-up the nearest magazine and promptly swatted you on the head. Now that all of this is earth-shakeyness is behind us, it’s time to push forward into the weekend! I have in my humble possession 5 Things that are so awesome, THE EARTH MAY ONCE AGAIN MOVE.
Famous French actor Girard Depardieu urinated in the aisle of an airplane just before take-off. Oh, mon Dieu! Now that guy’s going to get into some BIG trouble. Looks like Girard’s and my plans for the weekend are going to get scratched. Curious as to what we were going to do? I’ve got the goods.
The future of First Fridays is uncertain, people are going mad in London, and Ashton Kutcher is reportedly getting near $900,000 per episode of ‘Two and a Half Men.” WTF!?! Luckily we have cool stuff happening in town to take our beleaguered and bemused minds off of the current inanity in the world!
Women give me a lot of nasty looks when I wear my “Let Me Hold your Melons” t-shirt around this time of year. What gives, ladies!?! I’m not trying to cop a feel for your boobs (although…) but rather a few of the watermelons that will descend upon Carytown this weekend like a plague of locust! And watermelons are but ONE of the many things kicking off in Richmond this weekend…
Let’s do a quick straw poll: who’s tired of hearing the phrase “debt ceiling?” Yeah. That’s what I thought. While politicians continue to debate the country’s debt like a bunch of 3 year-olds deprived of their afternoon nap, it is up to the common man to pursue his or her own happiness, with or without a AAA credit rating. Here’s 5 things to get you started.
Holy last Harry Potter, Batman! This week’s been crazy. We saw Harry Potter become a man, Apple released OS X Lion, and it’s been hot as $%&* outside. We need to seriously chill ’til the next episode. So… what’s the haps this weekend?
Ahoy! Did you know that telephone inventor Alexander Graham Bell thought that’s what greetings over the phone should be. As it so happened, Thomas Edison suggested the more common “hello.” Knowledge. I’m FULL of it. Don’t know what’s going on this weekend? Guess what? I’ve got knowledge about that, too.
4th of July has come and gone almost as quick as members of Newt Gingrich’s senior staff. While the coming weekend may seem like it could never fill the hole left in our hearts from the long Independence Day weekend, there’s actually a lot of really cool stuff going on, from a baseball prodigy coming into town, an array of bitchin’ skulls, to the inimitable R. Kelly.
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