Memos from the desk of: Chatty Kidnappers
Not much to say about this one. Except that it’s somewhat twisted and disturbed, and you should totally, totally read it.
Archives
Off Broadway Plays That Got Undeservedly Bad Reviews
Critics! What do they know? Absolutely nothing. Particularly when it comes to independent productions that never actually happened.
Hipster or Hobo: A Richmonder’s Guide to Questionable Fashion
Man 1: Can I bum a smoke?
Man 2: Ugh, get away from me.
Man 1: I’ll give you a buck.
Man 2: My apologies, I thought you were homeless.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, as interpreted by a Sex and the City fan
Four mutant reptiles battling evil criminals? Four ladies looking for love in the Big Apple? Guys, they are totes the same.
St. Patty’s Day Non-Pretentious Yet Super-Expert Beer Guide
As Americans, we take our drinking-related holidays quite seriously. So why be lax about what we imbibe on St. Patrick’s Day, the grandaddy of all loosely-founded wastefests?
