My crazy “detox” diet

So at the beginning of this year my wife and I decided to go on this detox diet to “cleanse” our bodies of “stuff”. I’ll be honest, my wife wanted to do it and I said I would go along for the ride. Biggest mistake of my life! I haven’t been very pleasant to be […]

So at the beginning of this year my wife and I decided to go on this detox diet to “cleanse” our bodies of “stuff”. I’ll be honest, my wife wanted to do it and I said I would go along for the ride. Biggest mistake of my life! I haven’t been very pleasant to be around, just ask anyone that’s been around me. Here’s the things you CAN’T eat:

The Big Three
– Wheat
– Sugar
– Dairy

Limited Quantities of
– Red Meat
– Pork
– Tomatoes (for some odd reason)
– Caffeine (which honestly, I have chosen to ignore)

I think I have figured this thing out though — I eat a lot of beans, talk about “cleansing”.

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