Supper Punch!!! (Week 2)

Thanks to everyone who voted in week 1. My, you all have some opinions about food, don’t you? Come find out who won last week and check out the goods for round 2. You will not be disappointed. Trust.

Voting for week 2 of Supper Punch!!! is now closed. Our winner was… Jennifer Carnam! Congratulations to Jennifer and thanks to everyone who voted. Tune in Wednesday for week 3. It’s gonna be great.

Thanks to everyone who voted in week 1. My, you all have some opinions about food, don’t you? In the end, Nick Dawson walked away victorious, claiming the hearts of RVANews readers with his home-cured chorizo and pickled tomatoes. This puts our standings at:

Bonkovsky: 0
Carnam: 0
Catrow: 0
Dawson: 1 (winning week 1)

For those of you new to Supper Punch, here’s how it works:

Each week, for local food enthusiast submit two photos and a brief commentary (including ingredients and prep time) on a recently-completed dish of their choosing. You, our readers, will then declare a winner for the week by voting in the comments. Your vote can be based on whatever you like: creativity, good use of local products, what you want to put in your belly at that exact moment, whatever.

Our competitors:
Sarah Bonkovsky, tireless contributor to Fan of the Fan and a gluten-free mother of three who loves to eat food from her own and nearby gardens. She also describes herself as “slightly lazy, distracted, and messy in the kitchen.” Don’t let her self-deprecating tone fool you — she can BRING IT.

Jennifer Carnam, Vice President of Marketing for the Richmond Metropolitan Convention & Visitors Bureau (RMCVB) with 30+ years of experience. She’s a California native, a Boston Red Sox fan (by marriage), wife to Allyn, mother to Lex, and step-mother to Lincoln and Todd. She is also the most fun.

Ross Catrow, co-founder of local web design firm PharrOut, lover of beer, butter, and his family. He’s perhaps best-known as the master and commander of the good ship RVANews. Occasionally he takes a picture or two (you can see documentation of his Supper Punch candidates here).

Nick Dawson who recalls early memories of watching PBS cooking shows while home sick from school. By day he works in hospital administration, focusing on improving on the patient experience; by night he is a fan of all things porcine, a curer of meats, a producer of pickles, and a lover of simple foods done very well. He describes himself as “passionate about local, sustainable foods and their producers.”

Let’s get moving on week 2. The chefs have delivered on this one — we can’t wait to see how the votes go.

Bonkovsky: Fig and Balsamic-Marinated Pork with Swiss Chard and Blue Cheese

This meal began with one of my favorite pastimes: eavesdropping at the park. One woman was raving about the fig and raspberry jams Bee-Haven sells at the Monument Market. Among the many yummy meal options mentioned was the idea to put their fig jam on top of pork chops. Salivation. Later that same day, a friend dropped off two jars of homemade jam, one raspberry and one fig. What does it mean? So intense.

Obviously it meant I needed to use this newly acquired jam to make an awesome dinner. Instead of doing pork chops (which I tend to overcook), I decided on my go-to cut of pork: the tenderloin. The kids love it (even though my oldest dips it in ketchup). They call it “pork chickey” and eat every last bite on their plates. I try to put it in a simple marinade early in the day and then it’s ready to grill around suppertime. And, in the time it takes to grill, I can put together some quick sides. This time it was marinated in a balsamic, rum, and fig jam mixture. While it was being grilled, I boiled the marinade for about ten minutes in order to reduce and thicken the sauce (and kill bacteria). If it grosses you out to use the same sauce you marinated with, just double the amount of your marinade and reduce/boil the portion that did not come in contact with the raw meat.

This time the side that I chose was some Swiss chard from our garden — I love being able to walk out of our back door and pick something for dinner. I sauteed some garlic in olive oil, threw in the chard, cooked until wilted, then added some chicken broth, and cooked until that evaporated. Then I added some blue cheese to the top, because who doesn’t love blue cheese? (If you say you don’t love it, I won’t believe you.)

Our friends brought the potatoes with them — I shared the ingredients because I thought they were delicious, simple, and that touch of honey was genius. My son had several helpings of the “fancy french fries”.

Marinade: balsamic vinegar; rosemary (from our garden!); fig preserves; rum; garlic; dry mustard; salt; olive oil

Swiss chard (from our garden!): garlic; olive oil; chicken stock; blue cheese

Oven roasted potatoes: salt; pepper; honey; olive oil

Time spent
5 minutes to prep marinade; 6 hours for pork to marinade; 18 to 20 minutes to grill the pork; 5 to 7 minutes to cook the Swiss chard while the pork was being grilled

Carnam: “Legendary” Scallops and Portobellos

Spending a lovely (and relatively balmy for RVA) afternoon with friends outside at Legends last Friday got me thinking about cooking with beer. Legend Brewing Co. Belgian White Ale is one of my favorite summer brews, so I got a bottle to go, and decided to try my luck with some scallops, portobello mushrooms, and Canadian bacon over the weekend.

Step one was to briefly poach the scallops in some of the Belgian White (warmed to steaming, but not bubbling) while sautéing thinly sliced Canadian bacon and thickly sliced portobellos in a little olive oil. Meanwhile, I sliced some fresh basil from my deck herb garden into skinny strips to top the mushrooms. Next, I sliced the poached scallops in thirds (like silver dollars) and added them to the cast iron skillet with the bacon, sautéing until they started to turn gold and fray at the edges, then placed them on top of the portobellos. The final step was to deglaze my ancient cast iron skillet by whisking a few tablespoons of the warm ale in with the bacon, then drizzle the bacony beer sauce over the mushrooms and scallops. Along with some icy cold Belgian White and fresh, juicy watermelon, this turned into the perfect light dinner to christen our newly refinished deck.

Legend Brewing Co. Belgian White Ale; giant scallops; portobello mushrooms; Canadian bacon; extra virgin olive oil ; fresh basil

Time spent
Less than 30 minutes

Catrow: The World’s Best Sliders and Fries

This is actually a recipe from RVANews and the Sausage King of Richmond. The title doesn’t lie: it really is the perfect slider. I’ve given up on huge, dry burgers loaded with toppings. Give me something thin and greasy — this is my definition of a great burger.

The burgers are pretty simple, although I hand grind most of my ground beef which adds a level of COMPLEXITY. This particular batch was local grass-fed sirloin to which I added a reasonable sized chunk of bacon fat (all available at the awesome Belmont Butchery!).

While I was grinding the meat I was sauteing some chopped onions in a bit of the bacon fat. I have no idea if this makes a difference, but hey, I had the bacon fat so why not?

Add the beef, onions, some water (yeah weird I know), salt and pepper, and roll it out real thin in some plastic wrap. You can attempt to grill this, but — as I hate grilling — I just pan fried the bad boy. Serve on Martin’s potato rolls OR ELSE.

While the meat process was going down I was busy double frying the hand cut french fries. I still haven’t got the timing down but they always turn out delicious.

And yeah, that is American “cheese” on the sliders. I realize this totally goes against my no-chemie stance, but dang. These just wouldn’t be the same without it.

Time spent
The whole shebang took about an hour.

Dawson: Confit of Lambs Tongue with Potatoes and Brussels Sprouts

Ok, I’ll admit it. There is a certain stigma with offal. The problem with the 5th quarter, as our Italian friends often refer to organ meats, is they remind us so much of…well… us. But before you go sticking your tongue out in disgust, I implore you to try an experiment with me. Every time I use “tongues” below, substitute “duck leg”. Then, ask yourself, what is really different about eating the equivalent of a quadricep vs. any other muscle?

After the silence of these Virginia lambs, the tongues spent what can only be likened to a weekend at the spa: 24 hours in a salt water bath before being blanketed in a liberal snowfall of coarse kosher salt, thyme, and garlic over night. Next they went into a vacuum bag with some black tea leaves, juniper, and bacon fat, and took a plunge in the sous vide hot tub for 10 hours at 162 F. While they rested, some par-boiled potatoes, straight from my dad’s garden in Bedford county, were glazed in the cooking liquid from the tongues. The dish came together with some garlicky, sticky, slow cooked brussels sprouts. Some fennel was warmed in the separated bacon fat. The tongues got a final quick fry in some butter and were plated with a reduction of the cooking liquid and a whole grain mustard vinaigrette.

If I could have, I would have cooked the tongues longer. You’ll be surprised to find out there are not a lot of guides for sous vide of lambs tongue online. I think 18 hours would have made them meltingly tender. As it was, they had the texture of a medium rare steak, not unpleasant at all.

Time spent
Total time is really 2 days, from the brine through the confit process. However actual time in the kitchen working on the dish was closer to 2 hours total.

Ok, readers, now it’s up to you. Cast your votes for this week’s winner in the comments and tell us…


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  1. Holy edibles, RVANews! I’m torn in three directions – admittedly, Nick’s offal lead-off sent me scurrying away! – and am casting my vote this week for the one person competing that I don’t actually know. Sarah Bonkovsky won me over this week. Maybe it was the farmers market/homegrown thing. Or maybe I just wanted to head over and see if there were any leftovers…

  2. I was fortunate enough to eat those sliders and french fries — best burger I’ve ever eaten in my entire life.

    Catrow FTW!!!

  3. Bonkovsky has my vote this week. Tasty jam with tasty meat topped with tasty blue cheese and a side of tasty potatoes? Salivation indeed!

  4. Seafood, seafood, and I’ll say it again, seafood. I vote legendary scallops!

  5. Catrow. The man grinded his own beef. Half the time I don’t even feel like opening the package of already ground beef. Snaps to him!!

  6. Grinded? Ground? Grounded? Anyone?

  7. Apparently I’m a sucker for pork because I vote for Bonkovsky this week. Her marinade idea was very creative, and I like that she got her friends and children involved.

  8. Jeremiah on said:

    I”m going with my man, the one, the only, ROSS CATROW. I love me some sliders and your definition of the perfect burger is exactly the same as mine and Leah’s! Much <3

  9. I also vote for Double Rainbow references: Bonkovsky

  10. Gotta go with Ross on this one… bacon fat mixed in to the beef? Amazing. Although I am having to ignore the implication that big burgers can’t be juicy.

  11. Its not like they taste you back! Tongues are good!

    Well, for my part, I’m having a tough time choosing too! I love me a good slider but have an irrational fear of mayo and american cheese. The pork looks perfectly cooked and the glaze sounds awesome.

    I’m going to have to go with the scallops – beer braised? Nuff said! The flavor profile b/t the white aie and scallops sounds like a great match!

  12. So, so, so tough. I’m voting for Carnam’s Legendary Scallops because that’s the dish I’m most inspired to recreate.

    Hey, RVANews, after this contest can we do a Workout/Weightloss contest because I’m gonna need it!

  13. Ross, you get my vote. We’ve made those sliders, the recipe is truly amazing and omg french fries.

  14. Katherine on said:

    My vote is for Carnam. It is a perfect summer meal: fresh, light, simple.

  15. Carnam gets my vote this week. Three of my favorite summer things, beer, seafood and watermelon. How can you go wrong with that?!

  16. Michelle on said:

    My vote is for Carnam!!! Very creative with the beer and Scallops are my fav!!

  17. scallops – Carnam

  18. Go Carnam go! Seafood is the ultimate healthy option.

  19. Carrie on said:

    Carnam…although I’m not a fan of scallops, I LOVE beer & that particular one especially. Always love something cooked with beer.

  20. Leslie Taylor on said:

    Definitely Carnam. I already know that it would taste as amazing as it looks. I’ll be cooking this one soon!

  21. the marinated,grilled pork appealed to me,but I would want pork grilled longer,therefore, I have chosen Carnam’s scallop, a most appealing and healthy concoction.

  22. I applaud Dawson for his creativity …. but, um gross.

    Anyway!? I’m a sucker for burgers and fries (and hot dogs and icecream, btw) so I’m going for Catrow this week!

  23. Dawson made me want to eat la lengua immediamente. But I found Bonkovsky’s recipe schpeil to be enticing and very clerverly penned. Dawson gets the over all win for originality and presentation.

  24. Linda Timte on said:

    Voting for Carnam. Go Jennifer

  25. I vote Bonkovsky because I’d actually eat that, the photos look delicious, and I like the idea of getting inspired by hearing fellow Richmonders talk at a local market.

  26. ditto, holly. the blue cheese and caramelized glaze had me at the get go. i could see serving this to company, and i’m always loving another easy can-serve-to-guests meal in my back pocket.
    sarah, did your kids eat the chard?

  27. Jen Smith-Slabaugh on said:

    I was lucky to be at the Bonkovsky abode and partake in the simply delicious meal.

    Go Sarah, pork chicky and fancy french fries!!!

  28. Amy Hicks on said:

    Carnam. The scallops, for sure!

  29. Steph K on said:

    I gotta go with Carnam! Those scallops sound AMAZING!

  30. Hey, Ross, talk to me about the fries. Did you hand cut them or are they the frozen variety?

    Also, I have been daydreaming about those sliders and fries all day. I will be making them very, very soon.

  31. Lincoln on said:

    Those scallops were absolutely legendary!!! I couldn’t believe how good they were. The mushroom was a wonderful compliment and the canadian bacon added just the right amount of salty to the scallops.
    So I must vote Carnam.

  32. lindsey on said:

    i admit, i didn’t read any of this. i just looked at the pictures. and based solely on delicious looking-ness, gotta go with ross. those french fries make me want fries real bad.

  33. Ryan Smartt on said:

    Interesting stuff guys. But I’m a simple man and I gotta go with the simple burgers and fries meal this week from ROSS CATROW.

  34. I can has, please?

    So, um, Catrow.

  35. Sharon Lilly on said:

    The scallops would be the winner this week.

  36. @nicole Frozen! Perish the thought! Who knows what wasteland of pesticides those frozen potatoes come from? These were hand cut from Victory Farms potatoes and double fried In peanut oil. It really isn’t a ton more work, and this way, you can sleep soundly knowing you aren’t going to sprout a third eyeball or something.

    I’m not really sure what double frying gets you, but if frying is good, double frying is twice as good, right?

  37. jennifer on said:

    I love regular sized burgers and I can’t resist little burgers. The twice fried fries reminds me of the half ton of frites we ate while in Brussels. Catrow has got my vote.

  38. Brooke on said:

    Anything cooked in Legend’s beer is a winner in my opinion. Carnam’s dish takes it for me!

  39. Allyn Myles on said:

    Watermelon, Canadian bacon and mushrooms — this may be the best and healthiest substitute for wings ever created– and Legends beer! Wow!! Jennifer is a real winner; she definitely gets my vote.

  40. Martha on said:

    Jennifer Carnam gets my vote. Her dish sounds delish!

  41. Toss up betwen Bonkovsky and Carnam. Damn! I want a taste test. Based on looks alone, I go Carnam. Based on how I imagine the pork tastes, I go Bonkovsky.
    And, Ross, those sliders look darn good, too.

    OK – purely on the creativity of the dish, my vote goes to Jennifer.

  42. hutchscouter on said:

    I love scallops and I love Legend’s beer but Sarah Bonkovsky’s simple and elegant tenderloin recipe gets my vote. I love the idea of putting together a meal based on conversation and local ingredients. And the idea of adding honey to the olive oil for the roasted potatoes? Brilliant!

  43. My vote is definately for Carnam!!! Looks like it will taste fab! – I agree Jennifer’s is the BEST!!

  44. Considering the fact that I am highly allergic to something in every dish prepared here, I will have to vote simply for the one that sounds and looks the best to me…and that would be Carnam’s! Hers looks like it would taste great and not be too heavy on a hot summer day.

  45. Much as I love – and have eaten – any part of a lamb, I’m taken by the unbearable lightness of the scallops. All four of these meals sound so good, it’s really unfair that you’re asking me to choose….


  46. Catherine on said:

    I would have voted for Bonkovsky, but I despise blue cheese. Going for Carnam this week.

  47. Catrow

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