Man of Steel: Steely like an emotionless, boring piece of steel
One of the complaints against Superman is that he’s boring and unrelatable. After watching Man of Steel this is still a complaint I have against Superman.
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This is the End: Brodudes in their final hour
A movie about hanging out in Actual James Franco’s house while the world burns to the ground featuring cameos from everyone that exists!
Fast & Furious 6: A good day to furious hard
Everything you’ve ever hoped for in the sixth edition of a car chase franchise!
Star Trek Into Darkness: These are the voyages of a few dudes
Welcome to the 23rd century, where the universe is filled with beautiful action sequences, and women are worse off than they were in the 1990s.
The Great Gatsby: Explosions of grandeur
Baz Luhrmann is up to his old tricks, and that’s almost a really good thing.
Iron Man 3: Less iron, more man
Iron Man 3 takes Tony Stark (and more importantly Robert Downey, Jr.) out of the Iron Man suit for the majority of the film–which is great because that’s what you’re there to see anyway.
Mud: A helluva thang
Two boys find Matthew McConaughey on a desert island. Nobody brought bongos. Life is cruel, sometimes.
Oblivion: The future is in good hands
As long as Tom Cruise is still out there somewhere, running his little legs off, the world can never truly be lost.
