Squirrels look to shake slump in New Jersey

We need a new name for Flying Squirrels when they’re sucking, because they are. Overall, Richmond has lost ten of their last 12 home games after starting the season 13-3 at The Diamond.

We need a new name for Flying Squirrels when they’re sucking, because they are.

The Richmond Limping Chipmunks (27-27) head out to New Jersey to lose 2 or 3 games in what will be their first and only series at the Trenton Thunder (31-21) this season.

Trenton holds second place in the Eastern Division of the league. They’ve got a league-best 18-8 home record, and are one of the higher scoring club as well. As the heavy-hitting Binghamton Mets and the Aloona Curve have bedeviled the Richmond Sleeping Gerbils, expect Trenton to triumph handily with scores like 9-2 or perhaps 11-0.

With a last night’s loss to the Senators, the Richmond Weeping Tarsiers matched their longest losing streak of the season, having now dropped five games in a row. Overall, Richmond has lost ten of their last 12 home games after starting the season 13-3 at The Diamond. Want more? The Dancing Hamsters have not taken any of their last 6 series, having dropped 4 and tied 2. After kissing 1st place for minute halfway through May, the Flinching Sloths have dropped 8 1/2 games out to 4th place (and that only due to Erie’s even more dramatic collapse).

Friday June 4 7:05PM (AWAY)
Richmond Farting Guinea Pigs vs Trenton Thunder

Saturday June 5 7:05PM (AWAY)
Richmond Dead Rabbits vs Trenton Thunder

Sunday June 6 1:05PM (AWAY)
Richmond Lethargic Marmosets vs Trenton Thunder

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  1. Joss on said:

    Nice picture for a website. Very lovely.

  2. Renee on said:

    Better choice of picture could have been made. Just what we want to look at during lunchtime.

  3. Gil on said:

    Agreed. The picture is distasteful and disturbing.

  4. You should’ve seen the “2 squirrels 1 cup” photo that I initially suggested.

  5. Fred on said:

    Yep, This is about all I needed to see on this website to make me never click on it ever again, John M, you take what people say and being disturbed by disgusting stuff as some kind of joke. Ok,. keep on losing viewers and keep on working on a site so you and only you can see it, I for one have made my last visit here.

  6. lindsey on said:

    haha i thought it was great. also that little tarsier thing is adorable in a really disturbing kind of way.

  7. William on said:

    To a mature adult the photograph is both sophomoric and offensive.

  8. Ok, ok I get it. To make sure that this doesn’t ever happen again, help clarify this for me – is it the blood or the testicles?

  9. I sent in a censored photo to my editor but I don’t think that he’s checking his email or something. I hope he’s ok.

  10. lindsey on said:

    haha william i am sorry for having a substandard maturity level. (look i can use big words too!) it’s just a picture. i’m surprised that a single photo could entirely determine a website’s credibility?

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