TIP! Today, the internet sucks

Here’s what you need to do about it.

Today is the internet’s worst day–a day when every single thing you read that fills your heart with gladness is a terrible lie. Today is April Fools’ day.

So here’s the tip: click on no links, open no emails, watch no videos, and read no social medias. No one has invented the hoverboard from Back to the Future. Google isn’t hand-delivering emails by automated drone. Amazon hasn’t created a little buttons that you press to magically order more toilet paper (wait, that one might be true). City Council hasn’t decided to fully fund the Richmond Public Schools budget. None of it’s true.

So pack up your web browsers and call it a day. We’ll reconvene here tomorrow.

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Ross Catrow

Founder and publisher of RVANews.

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