Congratulations to all the high school graduates, and please don’t let your parents double-park.
High School commencements start tomorrow at Seigel Center. Expect a bunch more cars and packs of people suddenly crossing the street with balloons and flowers, possibly tottering in high heels that they’re not used to wearing.
Tip your hat and give a hearty cheer of congrats! Then offer some helpful advice to young teens that they can always iron a robe, you know. It IS possible.
You can check out the full schedule of commencements here. All you really need to know is that you should avoid that area starting June 2nd and not come back (or come back with patience) until June 13th.