
Richmond’s least famous true tales of terror
Six shocking, sickening stories that you’ve probably never heard before
Six shocking, sickening stories that you’ve probably never heard before
Personally, I’ve decided to wage war on this so-called “almost-but-not-quite recession.” And I choose to use the word ‘war’ for two reasons. First, it makes what I’m saying sound much more serious. And secondly, I have always heard that war is like Nyquil for an economy with the sniffles.
Richmond, in its awesomeness, is connected to all these famous people. In other news I’m connected to your mom in one step. If you know what I mean.
An unsolicited look inside Pete’s brain. UNSOLICITED, PEOPLE. You’ve been warned.
In additional to traditional letters, we get postcards, handicrafts and tube mailers full of confetti and summer sausage. SEND MORE SAUSAGE.
We have to deal with the Diamond. That poor old building has been picked on, put down, insulted and abused. If it were a person, we’d have to call Dr. Phil. But since it’s not, the best course of action is probably heavy explosives.