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It’s just not that terrible

While Susan’s absence continues to make RVANews’s heart grow fonder, Justin decides he actually kind of likes He’s Just Not That Into You (plus that he’s kind of in love with Ginnifer Goodwin).

A defensive blowout

The fury of the Commonwealth was uncorked upon the poor Tribe, assassinating William and Mary’s feeble upset hopes.

I think the part of the sweeping epic film where the heroine gets married and has a kid is like the season of the high school TV series where they all go to college. It just isn’t quite the same.

Honestly.

Well that was very subtle. I guess? Look I didn’t really like anyone in this movie, and in fact it was kind of boring. Westerns aren’t my scene maybe.

Oh interesting mission to jupiter STAR CHILD I AM VERY OLD SUDDENLY

Man is the real zombie.

FroZZZt/NAPxon

Ever since I got back from Frost/Nixon, I’ve been browsing the internet in growing bewilderment.

I thought Brock was going to fall out of his seat and hurt himself laughing. We both intend to quote this movie regularly for the next six months so get ready for that to be annoying.

1/3 of the way through I was bumping the rest of the trilogy excitedly up to the top of my queue. By the end I had deleted them from my queue and am now trying to forget this movie ever happened.

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