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Angels and ZZZ-mons

Movie reviewer Justin Morgan goes to see Angels and Demons, and has some stern words for just about everyone involved.

X-Men Bore-igins

Movie reviewer Justin Morgan breaks the bad news about last week’s blockbuster as bluntly as possible.

1 Star Movie, 5 Stars Funny

Movie reviewer Justin Morgan continues on his quest to review every Zac Efron movie by checking out 17 Again. The verdict? It’s better than he expected.

Furiouser and Furiouser

Our movie reviewer spent his weekend dutifully on his couch watching the first three Fast and Furious movies, then went to see Fast & Furious 4: Make It Stop, Please Think of the Children. It turns out that he has some thoughts.

I Love You, Man

This film is like a trip to Joe’s Inn in the Fan. Years later, as you look back on your mid-twenties, you’re not going to remember the incredible feast you had. But depending on who you brought with you, you’ll probably enjoy yourself a ton more than you would at the technically superior yet much more intense Edo’s. And isn’t that just what you want sometimes? I’m hungry now.

Watch the Watchmen. If you want.

Unless you enjoyed the graphic novel, or you’ve boned up a little in advance, you’ll be ill prepared for the spectacularly R-rated moviegoing kick in the nether region you’ll receive once you strap yourself in.

VCU Moves On to Round Two

An ugly opening half defensive slugfest turned into a hot second half for both teams, but the VCU Rams survived and moved on in the second round of the CAA tournament today against the Georgia State Panthers, 61 to 52.

Eh. The girls they chose to profile were interesting, but it wasn’t fun to watch their self-control issues piss off other campers for 90 minutes. The teachers and the metal chick WERE fun though.

Why does hollywood perpetuate the myth that girls love to kiss guys who have prickly unshaven sandpaper face? I have tried this and let me tell you that girls do NOT seem to love that at all.

The sense of humor in this movie is perfectly tuned to be out of phase with my sense of humor, so that though I could recognize that there were jokes, I laughed zero times.

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