Who would you rather vote for?
Taft or Van Buren? What if it was based solely on facial hair?
What if it was based solely on facial hair?
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Ross Catrow
Founder and publisher of RVANews.
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LISTEN IT IS OBVIOUSLY VANBUREN.
My facial hair is a direct descendant of his. Which is why some of you may call me “Presidential.”
I think Taft more closely matches the demographics of America today. Namely, he was an obese man.
I think America could really get behind a fat man for President. LITERALLY! ALL OF AMERICA COULD GET BEHIND TAFT.
Taft, no question. I love that guy. He cared about the rule of law and was the only president to also be a chief justice of the supreme court.
I like Taft, csuse it rhymes with Daft, besides you got love somebody who enjoys his food. Fat people don’t start wars, do they?