Chairman Brando’s Fancy Finds: Dec. 6, ’10

I was thinking about posting something over the weekend but then the parade happened and then I was whisked off to Williamsburg just in time for a zombie outbreak — erm, the Illumination thing they do. The outbreak was merely a byproduct of my easily-distracted brains. I mean, 30,000(ish) people, kiddos and oldies being a large percentage, crammed together in the cold, dark, hard-knock streets of nighttime colonial Williamsburg. Pandemonium for sure. Gotta have an exit strategy, folks.

December 6, 2010; 11:28 AM • by Chairman Brando

I was thinking about posting something over the weekend but then the parade happened and then I was whisked off to Williamsburg just in time for a zombie outbreak — erm, the Illumination thing they do. The outbreak was merely a byproduct of my easily-distracted brains. I mean, 30,000(ish) people, kiddos and oldies being a large percentage, crammed together in the cold, dark, hard-knock streets of nighttime colonial Williamsburg. Pandemonium for sure. Gotta have an exit strategy, folks.

All we are is ducks in the wind

The never-ending joy of being a cat owner

Oh, I dunno

Guys, I apologize if this is the single stupidest thing ever posted to RVANews. I’m not exactly sure how my sense of humor aligns with that of you normal people out there, so all I can do is forewarn the masses of my juvenile tendencies.

Seriously, though. I don’t know where this came from or what it’s in reference to, but it made me LLOL (Literally Laugh Out Loud™) and I HAVE NO IDEA WHY. Protip: Enunciate the words in your head rather than passively taking them in with your eyeballs.

If you laughed at that, we should probably hang out.

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