Chairman Brando’s Fancy Finds: Dec 14, ’10

I attended a social gathering this past Friday, and aside from falling into a bush and knocking over some chairs (very loudly) on the way down, a good time was had. I was pleased to hear that my Adorned Acquisitions (alternate alliteration brought to you by thesaurus.com) have been positively received. Relief! I was poised to redirect any potential accusations of suckitude over to Val, but that appears to be unnecessary, so please continue sending praise in my direction. I’m gonna need it if I’m to get through The Grapes of Wrath without dying of depression.

December 14, 2010; 11:30 AM • by Chairman Brando

I attended a social gathering this past Friday, and aside from falling into a bush and knocking over some chairs (very loudly) on the way down, a good time was had. I was pleased to hear that my Adorned Acquisitions (alternate alliteration brought to you by thesaurus.com) have been positively received. Relief! I was poised to redirect any potential accusations of suckitude over to Val, but that appears to be unnecessary, so please continue sending praise in my direction. I’m gonna need it if I’m to get through The Grapes of Wrath without dying of depression.

Here are some comics!

Here are some more ducks!

Remeber those ducks getting blown about by the wind and how you may or may not have laughed your ass off felt sorry for the little buggers? Turns out nature hardens them up for a tough life from the very start of their fluffy existence.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HOLwd9nmB8

Physics, folks. Terminal velocity in particular. When you weigh a little, falling only hurts a little. So, um, don’t fall down if you are fat, I guess? Stay tuned for my new column, Chairman Brando’s Lovely Life Lessons.

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