Archives: two cents

Well, that’s that. I’m sticking my head in an oven.

May 12, 2009 0

Impressive skills, and yet these guys are socially inept. I guess you can’t have it all.

May 12, 2009 0

Truly bizarre. While the aspect of dressing up like a queen appeals to me, the aspect of sitting through a bunch of frou-frou luncheons with normie moms does not.

May 12, 2009 0

Eh. The girls they chose to profile were interesting, but it wasn’t fun to watch their self-control issues piss off other campers for 90 minutes. The teachers and the metal chick WERE fun though.

February 26, 2009 0

Why does hollywood perpetuate the myth that girls love to kiss guys who have prickly unshaven sandpaper face? I have tried this and let me tell you that girls do NOT seem to love that at all.

February 26, 2009 0

The sense of humor in this movie is perfectly tuned to be out of phase with my sense of humor, so that though I could recognize that there were jokes, I laughed zero times.

February 26, 2009 0

This could have been so much better. All of the plot/character development happened off-camera, which at least made it a short movie. I’m conflicted! The play itself was funny.

February 4, 2009 0

This was like watching a Hollywood version of an elementary school play — so terrible yet so endearing.

February 4, 2009 0

I think the part of the sweeping epic film where the heroine gets married and has a kid is like the season of the high school TV series where they all go to college. It just isn’t quite the same.

February 1, 2009 0

I sort of recommend this because it’s neat to watch the submarine surface and because Tony Curtis is adorable, but I sort of don’t because its basic premise is that women are a pain in the ass.

February 1, 2009 0

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