Write a tag line, drink free beers!
We’re having ourselves a little contest here at RVANews. A contest that will win you two, count ’em two, tickets to Ipanema’s Beer Feast. I know, exciting. Here’s the deal: we’re looking for a tag line to run for the next couple weeks up in the tippy-top header of the site. Something addressing the holidays […]
We’re having ourselves a little contest here at RVANews. A contest that will win you two, count ’em two, tickets to Ipanema’s Beer Feast. I know, exciting.
Here’s the deal: we’re looking for a tag line to run for the next couple weeks up in the tippy-top header of the site. Something addressing the holidays and beers – because really, what else is anyone thinking about these days?
All you need to do is leave your entry in the comments (with your real email address, please). We’ll announce the winner on Monday the 22nd.
Have it at it!
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Ross Catrow
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More belligerent than your uncle Ted on Christmas Eve.
Looser than your Grandmama’s Egg Nog.
Holiday Hops
drinks often and alone, sort of like grandma before she passed…
No puking in the stockings!
better than getting drunk on Jesus’s Birthday.
Jollier than a leg-humping elf with a belly full of beer.
‘Cause 2009 is not for wine.
2009: Less fear, more beer!
Cheers mates, to the end of 2008!
drink yellow snow
RVABooz or something like that. RVANewz luvs HOLIDAYBooz. Or RVABewz….ya’ll can take it from there
Or RVABrewz.
But seriously:
rvanews: (holiday) cheer rhymes with beer
rvanews: more chill than those Sam Adams holiday variety packs
rvanews: ’tis the season for beer-induced friendliness
rvanews: bring on the numbness
rvanews: frosty forecast, frostier beverages
My father is a Jewish brewmeister.
I think that was supposed to read: My boss is a Jewish brewmeister.
My dad was very Anglican.
Nothing says Christmas like a Blue Ribbon
Enjoy A Legal Holiday Beer – Get Judged Morally Deficient By Matt Moment
RVAnews: They brought him Gold, Frankincense, & Burr. Smooth, hoppy Burr.
RVAnews: Happy Beermas. Because Jesus was born in July anyway.
and while we’re coming up with taglines here’s one for my middle-aged friend..
Mattmoment.com: Happy Beermas you weak-minded, poison guzzling automitons.
RVA News
2009-Year of the Yeast Infection-Don’t Worry, Get Hoppy!
Drink, Think, and Be Merry.
Nothing says Cheer, like really expensive beer.
Feliz Navidad Bitches!
All we are saying is give beer a chance…
Hoppy Holidays!
Have yourself a beery little Christmas!
We wish you a beery Christmas and a Hoppy New Year!
It’s the Most Wonderful Time for a Beer!
Try the holiday hooch: A good head, with antlers.
What the world needs now is love, sweet love, Beer, however, is in stock.
Complement great taste with yeast waste.
Come celebrate with a beer or five.
Brutal Euro brews meet fine vegetarian foods.
Hoppy Holidays and a Hoppy New Beer!
got it…
Keep the change ya filthy animal!
santa doesn’t need you, santa doesn’t need anybody.
Mortgages, Banks, Cars…Someone has to bail out the breweries!
grandma got run over by a reindeer, too many people left Santa beer.
The more you drink. The better we look.
Oh wait! Am I allowed to play?Just for fun not for tickets.
All the Holiday Beer you can handle!
Taste this treat: Beer! The other white meat.
(…on Grace Street, previously home to the old Bidder’s Suite)
Think Iron Chef meets Cheers.
A food/beverage pairing that even Homer Simpson could love.
lp! Home Alone jokes are so festive!! “Buzz, your girlfriend, woof!” I wish I were in charge of this!
RVAnews: “Look what ya did ya little JERK.”
RVANews made its family disappear.
RVANews: (applies after shave to face)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
RVANews: Slow down Fuller! You’ll wet the bed!
or…….
You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?
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omg i could quote Kevin McCallister alllll day.
Don’t forget “Old Man Shovel Slam.”
When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I’m feeling sad
I simply remember my fridge-full o’ beer
And then I don’t feel so bad
Only one thing in the world could’ve dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.
oooh Fudge!
Shut up Ralphie!
Don’t play with your food, eat it!
you were always jealous of this lamp.
An end to the conspiracy of irrational prejudice against Red Ryder and his peacemaker.
Show mommy how the piggies eat!
Horrified, I heard myself blurt it out…
plunge into the cornucopia quivering with desire and the ecstasy of unbridled avarice
Like a deranged easter bunny.
Ok, no more Christmas Story quotes, I promise.
Buy the ticket, take the ride.
I’d rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
1. A Beer for All Seasons
2. The Christmas Party Hops
3. Spreading Holiday Beer
4. We Have the Beers We’ve Been Waiting For!
5. The Audacity of Beer
RVANews: Screw the rings, we’ll take five golden beers
RVANews: Richmond’s favorite holiday wingman
RVANews: Wishing you a Merry Beermas and a Happy Mas Beer
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