Would You Rather…

It’s time for a game, folks! I’m sure most of you have played “Would You Rather…” before, but for those of you that haven’t, here’s how it works: 1. We propose two horrible situations to you. 2. You decided which one you’d rather do. But to keep things interesting, we’re going to present you with […]

April 1, 2009; 9:55 AM • by Valerie Catrow

It’s time for a game, folks!

I’m sure most of you have played “Would You Rather…” before, but for those of you that haven’t, here’s how it works:

1. We propose two horrible situations to you.

2. You decided which one you’d rather do.

But to keep things interesting, we’re going to present you with two Richmond-centric situations. You tell us which one you’d choose.

So! Would you rather…

use a rotting James River catfish corpse as soap while you take a bath in the Canal…

ORRRRRRRRR

be stapled to the floor just inside the door at Ukrop’s the day Jim Duncan announces that we’re getting two inches of snow?

Let us know which you’d choose. And while you’re at it, leave your own Richmond Would You Rather in the comments.

(Also: One of these was composed by me and the other came from Ross. Can you guess which was which?)

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