8 1/2 things I learned on Halloween

Hanover Ave is intense about Halloween — I saw a pirate ghost ship!? Parents truck in their kids from all across the city in huge black SUV’s to trick or treat on Hanover Ave. Driving in the Fan on Halloween is a stupid idea. There might as well have been ¼ inch of snow on […]

November 1, 2007; 5:12 PM • by Ross Catrow

  • Hanover Ave is intense about Halloween — I saw a pirate ghost ship!?
  • Parents truck in their kids from all across the city in huge black SUV’s to trick or treat on Hanover Ave.
  • Driving in the Fan on Halloween is a stupid idea.
  • There might as well have been ¼ inch of snow on the ground because all drivers became idiots.
  • Sexy Young Dostoevsky is an excellent costume.
  • It is inappropriate to point to a child wearing a pumpking costume and declare “Sexy Pumpkin Baby.”
  • This is only a half reason because I already knew this, but 8 ½ makes an outstanding sausage hero.
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Ross Catrow

Founder and publisher of RVANews.

November 1, 2007 5:12 PM 2

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  1. Valerie on said:

    Guys. Sexy Pumpkin Baby was hilarious at the time. I swear.

  2. Benjamin on said:

    i too was dumb enough to drive through the fan on halloween. nightmare indeed.

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