TIP! Yes, State Fair tickets. Yes, now!

Get ’em now, and use this time for fasting, saving your money, and practicing anti-nausea mindfulness techniques.

Sometimes I look down at my stomach and think, “Stomach, some fried Oreos would do us both good. Let us go to the State Fair of Virginia.”

My stomach invariably replies, “Wait, what? Fried Oreos always get us into a huge argument where are we going nooooooo don’t get in the car OK fine but just don’t follow it with the swings oh nooooooo why don’t you ever listen to me I am SO UPSET right now.”

Ignore your sour old stomach for awhile and mark the State Fair on your calendar. It kicks off on September 25th and runs through October 4th. And now…advance tickets are available for purchase online!. As usual, you got your walkaround, you got your rides-included, you got your weekend pass–it’s really up to you and your stomach as to how much abuse it’s willing to take.

If anybody tries deep fried butter, let me know, and you will win our giveaway. The prize is a facepalm and a stomach pump. Nobody needs to eat a battered stick of butter. You just don’t.

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