Yeah, yeah. Don’t pretend you’re not intrigued.
WERE YOU AWARE that you can order a thing “on the grill” at Taco Bell and they’ll warm it up on the grill for you? Like, there is a button in their system just for that.
Sure, there are healthier options, but let’s say someone puts a gun to your head and forces you to make a run for the border and sully your body-temple with fast, cheap, decadent chum. If that were the case, you’d know to ask for your burrito on the grill.
Not that you’ll ever use this tip. You certainly won’t be heading directly there on your lunch break today. And we will absoLUTEly not be joining you.