Dun NUH. Dun NUH. Dunnuh dunnuh dunnuh dunnuh…
Jaws is a top-five movie for me, and this year it celebrates its 40th anniversary. Where would we be without “We’re gonna need a bigger boat” and “Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water” jokes?1 I’ll tell you where, a place where I have two fewer dad jokes to make, which is a darker place indeed.
To celebrate, Movieland will hold two special showings of Jaws, today and today only at 2:00 PM and 7:00 PM. Let’s all take off work and spend the afternoon in the blessedly cool air conditioning watching some of Spielberg’s finest work.
Here’s to swimmin’ with bow-legged women!
- Technically a Jaws 2 joke. ↩