Happy Black Friday, RVA: A contradiction in terms?

Our hearts tell us that made-up retail holidays are a bummer, but your friends relatives tell us they want some cool local goods for holiday gifts!

November 27, 2015; 9:00 AM • by Susan Howson

Beginning today and extending through Cyborg Monday or whatever, you can enjoy 20% off of everything in our shop!

Like, everything! That includes stuff that’s already on sale.

Just enter this coupon code at checkout (you’re going to want to copy this to your clipboard because it’s tough to remember):

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Not excited enough yet??

Check out this mug. It’s only $5.60 now, and it wants you to drink coffee out of it. Don’t ask us! We’re not a mug! We don’t know why mugs want what they want!

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And then there’s 804ork Vol. 2: Back for Seconds. A 20% discount really helps this beautiful compendium of recipes from RVA restaurants, now it’s just $32. WHAT!? I KNOW!!

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Super sad about the Bike Race being over? Looking at a bleak 2016 with no global events to annoy, then terrify, then delight us in that order? Commemorate the event with a super-blue Koozie!

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The best possible stocking stuffer, and something that says “Look at me, I’ve got the same keychain as every single person in the RVANews office!” It’s the RVA keychain!

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For whatever reason, you guys have gone nuts over this teal RVA T-shirt. Lauren said you would, and you did. She had a teal vision, what can we say? A teal gift for fashion! She’s a teal delight to work with! Get it now for 20% off!

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Don’t forget, starting on Boring Old Tuesday, these prices go back to normal. Save your bah humbugs until then!