Cyblerg Monday isn’t not here!

People tend to shop on line today, so we all do the deepish discounts and compete for dozens of dollars. Neato tradition for you and us!

November 30, 2015; 7:38 AM • by Susan Howson

WHAT IS THAT?

ARE YOU SAYING TRUE FACTS?

IS THE TRUE FACT THAT EVERYTHING IN THE RVANEWS ONLINE SHOP IS 20% OFF?

That deserves to be formatted as a Headline 2, as you can see below!

Everything in the RVANews Online Shop is 20% off!

That means a cool RVA sticker for Grandma, a teal T-shirt for Uncle Max, and a mug for a dog who loves coffee!

Sit, Coffee Dog, sit!

Here’s the magic spell you need to make it do this thing

COUPONCODE is its name! Please to enter it at checkout.

Does it add a 20% discount to other discounts, resulting in huge discounts-upon-discounts?

It does, sir! Here are those items: SALE ITEMS!.

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Things you could like if you gave them a chance

Check out this mug. It’s only $5.60 now, and it wants you to drink coffee out of it. Don’t ask us! We’re not a mug! We don’t know why mugs want what they want!

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And then there’s 804ork Vol. 2: Back for Seconds. A 20% discount really helps this beautiful compendium of recipes from RVA restaurants, now it’s just $32. WHAT!? I KNOW!!

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Super sad about the Bike Race being over? Looking at a bleak 2016 with no global events to annoy, then terrify, then delight us in that order? Commemorate the event with a super-blue Koozie!

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The best possible stocking stuffer, and something that says “Look at me, I’ve got the same keychain as every single person in the RVANews office!” It’s the RVA keychain!

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For whatever reason, you guys have gone nuts over this teal RVA T-shirt. Lauren said you would, and you did. She had a teal vision, what can we say? A teal gift for fashion! She’s a teal delight to work with! Get it now for 20% off!

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Don’t forget, starting on Boring Old Tuesday, these prices go back to normal. Save your bah humbugs until then!

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