Chairman Brando’s Fancy Finds: Mar 11, ’11

March 11, 2011; 6:00 AM • by Chairman Brando

What is this? A Fancy Find? Now that my latest arduous task has been completed I can do other things! I probably ought to put myself on some sort of schedule to get these done in a semi-timely fashion. Deadlines make people get stuff done, or so those so-called scientists say. But what has science ever done for us? A small caveat should’ve been added to whatever reports they released saying that deadlines make most people get stuff done. I didn’t almost fail out of college for no reason!

If you follow my Twitters you may have seen this first video already, but I just love everyone’s reactions in it, so here it is again!

Next up is the Internet’s favorite cat, Maru, trying out some new hairstyles. I mean “Internet’s favorite cat” literally, of course.

This next one’s in El Spanisho but it’s easy enough to figure out what’s going on. Especially since I’m going to tell you: Using a little girl made to look like she came straight out of Poltergeist, a semi-low traffic hotel hallway, and a hidden camera, this talk show or whatever it is scares the poop out of people. Fun for the entire family! Skip to 0:50 on this one to avoid all the el talko.

I dunno what’s up with the woman at the end. I guess she forgot that you’re supposed to run away from things that terrify you. She could have been going in for the kill, I suppose, and I submit that seeing her beat up the little girl would have been equally entertaining (ethics and morality be damned) had she not been stopped.