Chairman Brando’s Fancy Finds: Jan 3, ’11

Oh, hey, guys. Remember how I used to do this thing? Yeah, me neither. Such is the consequence of me getting way too much time off work. Inevitably, my sleep schedule reverted to nocturnal, my days became nights, and my nights became filled with tears and sadness and Battlestar Galactica (which is fighting for the BESTSHOWEVAR award with Airbender and is unrelated to the previously mentioned tears and sadness). But, hey, nothing like surrounding the word “hey” with commas twice in one paragraph, and nothing like the clicking over of the year counter on our arbitrary calendar system to kick things into gear.

January 3, 2011; 11:12 AM • by Chairman Brando

Oh, hey, guys. Remember how I used to do this thing? Yeah, me neither. Such is the consequence of me getting way too much time off work. Inevitably, my sleep schedule reverted to nocturnal, my days became nights, and my nights became filled with tears and sadness and Battlestar Galactica (which is fighting for the BESTSHOWEVAR award with Airbender and is unrelated to the previously mentioned tears and sadness). But, hey, nothing like surrounding the word “hey” with commas twice in one paragraph, and nothing like the clicking over of the year counter on our arbitrary calendar system to kick things into gear.

In celebration of RVANews’s (read: Ross’s) pick for #1 booty jam of 2010, here is a bird rocking out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZrSY_ISn4w

I’m not sure anyone else at the office appreciates this (jaded by Auto-tuned awesomeness, I’m sure), but I certainly do. (Fun fact: Pigs are demonstrably smarter than dogs.)

Remember this? Bet you didn’t realize how terrifying it was back then. Facial prosthetics and explosive yellow tumors… Why was this ever considered acceptable?

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