Chairman Brando’s Fancy Finds: Dec 17, ’10

Today I wondered with a sad giggle how much productivity must plummet city-wide when there’s two inches of snow on the ground. Everyone’s quick to call it a Snow Day and go home and take naps. That’s a pretty severe inches-to-dismissal ratio. I mean, come on, it’s not that bad. Just give it a chance instead of being so quick to judge! God! …Um, right. Anyway. Of course, you can’t take Snow Naps if your Snow Pantry isn’t stocked with Snow Breads and Snow Milks. Not that anyone needs such things; Hot Pockets will suit you fine provided you have a decent selection of reading material next to your toilet.

December 17, 2010; 11:01 AM • by Chairman Brando

Today I wondered with a sad giggle how much productivity must plummet city-wide when there’s two inches of snow on the ground. Everyone’s quick to call it a Snow Day and go home and take naps. That’s a pretty severe inches-to-dismissal ratio. I mean, come on, it’s not that bad. Just give it a chance instead of being so quick to judge! God! …Um, right. Anyway. Of course, you can’t take Snow Naps if your Snow Pantry isn’t stocked with Snow Breads and Snow Milks. Not that anyone needs such things; Hot Pockets will suit you fine provided you have a decent selection of reading material next to your toilet.

Let us cohabit in Norway, ladies

Ever looked up at the night sky in the ol’ RVA and felt gypped? Well, prepare to feel gyppeder. HD and full-screen, y’all.

Takin’ my talents to Hollywood

You may not have made it into the commercial, but we applaud you, Old Bah Lady.

This spawned a meme that I originally missed because I had long since written off YTMND as dumb. It’s still dumb but this proves there are some hidden gems.

• http://bahrracuda.ytmnd.com/
• http://bahipod.ytmnd.com/
• http://agentbah.ytmnd.com/
• http://yocuh.ytmnd.com/ (warning: there’s some movie-style bloodnguts in this one)

An RVANews classic

No mention of Hot Pockets can go without this bit from Jim Gaffigan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkUbqmS9TWI

Yes, I only mentioned Hot Pocket so I could show you this video. You caught me.

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