Ask the Gene Cox Oracle
If you aren’t following NBC12’s most beloved newscaster on Twitter, well, you’re one sorry individual.
If you aren’t following NBC12’s most beloved newscaster on Twitter, well, you’re one sorry individual.
After keeping a very, very (very, very, very) close watch on Gene Cox’s musings via Twitter, we decided that Richmond must have easy access to this wisdom. So, we’ve harnessed that wisdom to bring you:
Ask the Gene Cox Oracle
Just type any question you have and receive a precious (and sometimes/usually/ok, always cryptic) nugget of sage advice. It’s like a Magic 8 Ball, but funnier. And local!
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Valerie Catrow
Valerie Catrow is editor of RVAFamily, mother to a mop-topped first grader, and always really excited to go to bed.
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How much snow will we get?
The oracle says “Tough times….local governments seek to eliminate waste. Who’s crazy idea was that??”
But you can ask him for yourself by clicking the link up there or down here:
http://rvanews.com/ask-the-gene-cox-oracle
This has the potential to become the best thing on the interweb EVER.
… as long as ol’ Gene keeps droppin’ his knowledge.
I asked him where to go to lunch. The reply was something involving Pigs. So I went to Buz & Ned’s. Thanks, Gene Cox!
GENE COX FOREVER
I asked: How long will you live?
The Oracle said: “I have a signed copy of “The Catcher in the Rye.” I signed it last night.”
So….forever!
Q: What should I do with my life?
A: Yep.