Satire site ribs Kitchen 64

Tobacco Avenue, a Richmond-based satire website, took a gentle jab at one of North Richmond’s newer eating destinations, Kitchen 64: …two Richmond-area stoners pondered how funny it would be if popular restaurant Kitchen 64 were called Kitchen 64 Plus 5. “Dude, like, ’cause just think about what 64 plus five equals,” giggled pothead Zach Frye to fellow […]

Tobacco Avenue, a Richmond-based satire website, took a gentle jab at one of North Richmond’s newer eating destinations, Kitchen 64:

…two Richmond-area stoners pondered how funny it would be if popular restaurant Kitchen 64 were called Kitchen 64 Plus 5.

“Dude, like, ’cause just think about what 64 plus five equals,” giggled pothead Zach Frye to fellow half-baked stoner buddy Jerome Walker, who just squinted his eyes and laughed. “Or like, if one of their creatively-named sandwiches was called The Mary Jane, and it had all this crazy-good meat on it.”

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