Tall Tales for Short Attention Spans (Episode 2)

Check out the next installment in our series of unbelievable (but true!) stories told by everyday folks. This one is sure to not disappoint…

March 19, 2009; 7:30 AM • by Matt Moment

Welcome back story-lovers! Have we got a tall tale for you!

This week’s yarn is spun by a Florida State undergrad whose unexpected encounter with a boob-snatching bandit will leave you in starstruck stitches. This mystery Hollywood beau-hunk once escaped some nasty backwoods botheration via canoe only to make his Seminole assistant squeal like a piggy when he shows her the true meaning of “subtext”.