Garden Wars: to the victor go the spoils

Well, was it even a contest? No matter how hard anyone tried, no matter what dirty dog-related tricks they pulled no one could defeat Sarah Milston. She dominated the field on the back of fantastic photography, a creative garden, and one seriously cute kid.

Garden Wars: Week 8

Here we are. It’s the final week of voting, and next we crown a winner. We’ve winnowed the combatants to these final two who stand here before you, bloodied, AWAITING JUDGEMENT. Also, cute dogs/kids!

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Garden Wars: Week 7

RIP, Scott Pharr. But, let’s be honest, we’re better off without him anyway! Amiright! JK JK, buddy. So here we are. Our final two competitors await final, bloody battle. Who will survive? Whose blood will spill and water the victor’s garden? WHOSE CUISINE WILL REIGN SUPREME? Wait…

Garden Wars: Week 6

Our three hearty combatants have battled the summer heat and somehow still managed to produce…produce. Although only three remain the vegetables are banging and the voting continues!

Garden Wars: Week 5

As we cross over into the second half of our Garden Wars showdown, only three players remain, Jason Guard finds a friend in Jorge Salgado as they both fertilize the compost pile, and the scores are now even again to start week 5.

Garden Wars: The compost pile, week 5

Look who just got launched into the compost pile this week! We would like to welcome our second loser, Jorge Salgado, to the place where gardeners go to die, so that they may live! Jason Guard Foreground: strawberry vines, encircling the garden. Right: as yet fruitless tromboncino squash, climbing up a makeshift bamboo trellis. Background: [...]

Garden Wars: The compost pile, week 4

Ah, the compost pile: where gardeners go to die, so that they may live. In this week’s compost pile we’ve got the continually wonderful submissions from Jason Guard as well as a bonus picture from Scott Pharr. Jason Guard Here’s a homegrown Japanese eggplant that’s just a little suggestive with its exotic second appendage. You [...]

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Garden Wars: Week 4

No elimination this week–or as we say in cornhole, “no blood”– so everyone can just freaking relax. Regardless, the veggies have flowed like veritable wine.

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Garden Wars: Week 3

And so, first blood is drawn. It’s an elimination week here at Gardenwars. Check out who has been defeated and who lives to garden another day.

Garden Wars: The compost pile, week 3

Just like a volunteer tomato plant growing from the cast off remains of its predecessors, so continues the work of those eliminated from Garden Wars. This week we’ve got wonderful submissions from Jason Guard and a chance for you, citizens, to participate. Jason Guard Three overgrown herbs in my garden threatened some of my other [...]

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