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Well, that’s that. I’m sticking my head in an oven.

Susan Howson — Tue, 12 May 2009 18:31:09 +0000

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Impressive skills, and yet these guys are socially inept. I guess you can’t have it all.

Tess Shebaylo — Tue, 12 May 2009 18:26:24 +0000

Truly bizarre. While the aspect of dressing up like a queen appeals to me, the aspect of sitting through a bunch of frou-frou luncheons with normie moms does not.

Tess Shebaylo — Tue, 12 May 2009 18:25:17 +0000

Eh. The girls they chose to profile were interesting, but it wasn’t fun to watch their self-control issues piss off other campers for 90 minutes. The teachers and the metal chick WERE fun though.

Justin Morgan — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 18:03:11 +0000

Why does hollywood perpetuate the myth that girls love to kiss guys who have prickly unshaven sandpaper face? I have tried this and let me tell you that girls do NOT seem to love that at all.

Justin Morgan — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 17:58:03 +0000

The sense of humor in this movie is perfectly tuned to be out of phase with my sense of humor, so that though I could recognize that there were jokes, I laughed zero times.

Justin Morgan — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 17:55:04 +0000

This could have been so much better. All of the plot/character development happened off-camera, which at least made it a short movie. I’m conflicted! The play itself was funny.

Kelly Gerow — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 02:03:49 +0000

This was like watching a Hollywood version of an elementary school play — so terrible yet so endearing.

Kelly Gerow — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 01:59:52 +0000

I think the part of the sweeping epic film where the heroine gets married and has a kid is like the season of the high school TV series where they all go to college. It just isn’t quite the same.

Justin Morgan — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 20:46:24 +0000

I sort of recommend this because it’s neat to watch the submarine surface and because Tony Curtis is adorable, but I sort of don’t because its basic premise is that women are a pain in the ass.

Susan Howson — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 20:44:32 +0000

So adorable. Your guess is as good as mine as to why we’re not all living in Norway.

Susan Howson — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 20:42:22 +0000

Sure, fascism sucks and all, but Jesus. I GET IT.

Susan Howson — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 20:39:49 +0000

How I wanted you to be good! And how I wanted you to end!

Susan Howson — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 20:37:46 +0000

Honestly.

Justin Morgan — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 20:35:51 +0000

Well that was very subtle. I guess? Look I didn’t really like anyone in this movie, and in fact it was kind of boring. Westerns aren’t my scene maybe.

Justin Morgan — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 20:33:44 +0000

I’m pretty sure there are at least two penis jokes in this movie. Including one about “polishing the trophy.”

Ross Catrow — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 20:31:11 +0000

Oh interesting mission to jupiter STAR CHILD I AM VERY OLD SUDDENLY

Justin Morgan — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 20:27:01 +0000

I guess it wasn’t enough that this movie was awful, but is Philip Seymour Hoffman allowed to take his clothes off in movies? I thought that was a law immediately passed at the time of his birth. No?

Susan Howson — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 20:23:32 +0000

Every second of this is a great second.

Susan Howson — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 20:21:07 +0000

Man is the real zombie.

Justin Morgan — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 20:18:35 +0000

Ahh 1955, you are like soothing aloe to the wounds inflicted by 2008 movies.

Susan Howson — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 20:14:37 +0000

I thought Brock was going to fall out of his seat and hurt himself laughing. We both intend to quote this movie regularly for the next six months so get ready for that to be annoying.

Justin Morgan — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 18:24:29 +0000

1/3 of the way through I was bumping the rest of the trilogy excitedly up to the top of my queue. By the end I had deleted them from my queue and am now trying to forget this movie ever happened.

Justin Morgan — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 18:19:50 +0000

THEY WRITE LIKE MONKEYS WHEN THEY BEAR DOWN. I would watch this movie ten times in a row maybe?

Ross Catrow — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 21:26:13 +0000

Terrible terrible terrible. Terrible.

Susan Howson — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 20:38:06 +0000

O Catalano, Catalano! wherefore art thou Catalano?? (google says no one on the internet has ever made that joke but that can’t be possible.)

Justin Morgan — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 20:15:05 +0000