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PRFL2k7: THE KLUMERBOWL!!

Ross Catrow — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 18:04:16 +0000

Ok folks here it is, the moment you have been waiting for:

The Klumerbowl!

After grueling weeks of equally grueling competition the field has been narrowed to two. From the Klum Division we have Sam with Sam's Ascots. From the Gunn Division we have RA with Asian Zing.

The drafting order has been determined by a coin flip:

Each owner gets one pick. Choose wisely.

As for the Loser's Bracket. I don't think anyone put in their scores sooooo. Like the losers they are, so they remain.

Update: Could the Loser's Bracket people please list out their scores below, in the comments? There seems to be some confusion in the spreadsheet. Or perhaps ... some sabotage!??!

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Gunn division: Round 2

Ross Catrow — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 03:15:45 +0000

Make it work! Here is the draft order:

Winner's bracket

Jennifer
Sam
Sam
Jennifer

Loser's bracket

Kate
James
James
Kate

Klum division: Round 2

Ross Catrow — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 03:14:26 +0000

Make it work! Here is the draft order:

Winner's bracket

Valerie
RA
RA
Valerie

Loser's bracket

Sean
Scott
Scott
Sean

Playoffs: Round 1 recap

Ross Catrow — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 03:09:23 +0000

UGH DEFEAT. It's stench is sharp and taste bitter. Here's how it went down across the league this week:

Ross vs. RA

Seriously. How do you pick the winning candidate and STILL lose? I have no idea. Somehow Sweet P picked up 8.5 points and crushed Christian into a tiny fierce ball of failure. Finally proof that the commissioner hasn't rigged this whole thing. RA advances!

She'll face Val in the Final Four.

Sam vs. Kira

The wrath of Sweet "Aspartame" P continues as Sam waltzed into the Final Four with an easy victory over Kira/Jillian. Jillian, were you even trying? Samuel advances!

Sam faces Jennifer, the league all time high scorer, in the Final Four.

The loser's bracket, while not very interesting, is still not very interesting.

MattWhite vs. Scott

OMG A TIE. If this were in the winner's bracket I'd be really excited about it. But since it isn't, I'm not. We never really talked about tie breakers, for this round we are using total score. Scott ekes by with 31 over MattWhite's 30. Scott advances!

James vs. Andrea

This was an exact repeat of Ross vs. RA. James advances!

Gunn division: Round 1

Ross Catrow — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 04:10:59 +0000

Ok don't get confused here. The top player from both the winner's bracket and loser's bracket gets a bye (Jennifer and Kate), so they sit out this week. Also, the same contestant, Sweet P for example, can be picked in both the loser and winner bracket. Make sense?

Make it work!

James
Andrea

Kira
Sam

Klum division: Round 1

Ross Catrow — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 04:08:48 +0000

Ok don't get confused here. The top player from both the winner's bracket and loser's bracket gets a bye (Valerie and Sean), so they sit out this week. Also, the same contestant, Sweet P for example, can be picked in both the loser and winner bracket. Make sense?

Make it work!

MattWhite
Scott

RA
Ross

Playoffs: Round 1

Ross Catrow — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 04:03:00 +0000

The playoffs are here! It really came down to the wire in selecting the winner's bracket and losers bracket. Here were the final, regular season, point standings:

Klum Division

Valerie -- 37.5
RA -- 32.5
Ross -- 32.5

Sean -- 32
Scott -- 29
MattWhite -- 28

Gunn Division

Jennifer -- 39
Sam -- 38
Kira -- 36.5

Kate -- 33
Andrea -- 26.5
James -- 26.5

The top three from each division go into the winners bracket (to compete for the as-of-yet undecided prize) and the bottom three go into the loser's bracket(to compete for who's the biggest loser). The play now switches to head-to-head; if you lose once you are auf'd.

Good luck everyone!

Week 10: Gunn division

Ross Catrow — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 13:50:53 +0000

Make it work!

Andrea
James
Kate
Sam
Kira
Jennifer

Week 10: Klum division

Ross Catrow — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 13:49:44 +0000

Make it work!

Scott
MattWhite
Sean
RA
Valerie
Ross

PRFL2k7 Week 8 recap

Ross Catrow — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 04:37:10 +0000

The recap is back! I'll make it short.

Over in Klumland I have successfully proven that, as league commissioner, I am not rigging the results. Hurrah for last place! This week will be the first week Scott doesn't pick first since ... well he has picked first every single week. It really is an honor. MattWhite has taken over Mariah's team and has taken her team with in two points of the playoffs.

Speaking of playoffs are start in two weeks -- barring craziness by the peeps at Bravo.

Much like before, Gunland remains a desolate boring wasteland of sameness. It's like the Southside. One change: James has taken over Allison's team. He's even sniffing the playoffs.

Week 9: Gunn divison

Ross Catrow — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 04:31:24 +0000

Make it work!

Andrea
Kate
Sam
James
Kira
Jennifer

Week 9: Klum division

Ross Catrow — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 04:30:51 +0000

Make it work!

Ross
Scott
RA
MattWhite
Sean
Valerie

Week 8: Gunn division

Ross Catrow — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 15:11:56 +0000

Make it work!

Andrea
James
Kate
Sam
Kira
Jennifer

Week 8: Klum division

Ross Catrow — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 15:10:30 +0000

Make it work!

Scott
Matt White
Ross
RA
Sean
Valerie

Week 7: Gunn division

Ross Catrow — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 15:06:09 +0000

Make it work!

Andrea
Allison
Sam
Kate
Kira
Jennifer

Week 7: Klum division

Ross Catrow — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 15:05:35 +0000

Make it work!

Scott
Mariah
Ross
RA
Sean
Valerie

PRFL2k7 Week 5 recap

Ross Catrow — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 03:32:35 +0000

Did Jack's duck face make anyone else want to barf? Ugh, seriously I can't handle facial grossnesses.

In the Klum division, after RA was blanked by Rami she quickly lost her spot at the top; that guy is sooo boring anyway. Valerie took the lead in the by riding Gross Face McGee (Jack) hard for some big time points. Note to Scott and Mariah: how could you not pick Jack! Note to the entire Gunn division: you guys are insane, none of you picked Jack. Scott is still in last place ... still (love you Scott!).

In the Gunn division nothing changed. Jennifer got a million points, and no one else did. Actually Kira trails her by 3.5, but no one else has a chance of catching her.

Here are the standings going into week 6:

Klum Division

Valerie (23.5)
Sean (21)
Ross (20)
RA (18.5)
Mariah (18.5)
Scott (15.5)

Gunn Division

Jennifer (31.5)
Kira (28)
Kate (19)
Sam (17)
Allison (17)
Andrea (11)

Week 6: Gunn division

Ross Catrow — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 03:21:41 +0000

Make it work!

Andrea
Allison
Sam
Kate
Kira
Jennifer

Week 6: Klum division

Ross Catrow — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 03:19:24 +0000

Make it work!

Scott
Mariah
RA
Ross
Sean
Valerie

Week 5: Gunn division

Ross Catrow — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 04:15:31 +0000

Make it work! Remember, you only get one pick this week.

Andrea
Allison
Sam
Kate
Kira
Jennifer

Week 5: Klum division

Ross Catrow — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 04:14:38 +0000

Make it work! Remember, you only get one pick this week.

Scott
Mariah
Valerie
Sean
Ross
RA

PRFL2k7 Week 4 recap

Ross Catrow — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 04:09:09 +0000

This week was a tale of two cities -- to be completely boring and trite. In the Klum division there was a huge shakeup as Sean plummeted to third after scoring 0.5 points in week four. Over in the Gunn division the standings remained exactly the same.

RA now leads the Klum division with a score of 18.5 while Jennifer continues to dominate the Gunn division with 25 points. If you're keep score, RA would place a lowly third over in the Gunn division; they certainly know how to score points over there.

This week's big scorer was RA with picks of Ricky and Jillian followed by Jennifer (yawn) with Jillian and Christian. In case you were wondering, the top three scoring players left on the board are: Ricky (17.5), Sweet P (10), and Victorya (10).

Things get interesting this week as everyone only gets one pick. Excitement!

The standings:

Klum division

RA
Ross
Sean
Valerie
Mariah
Scott

Gunn division

Jennifer
Kira
Kate
Sam
Allison
Andrea

PRFL2k7 Week 3 recap

Ross Catrow — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 03:40:19 +0000

Swearing is the new crying!

Carmen and Ricky shitted their way to big points in week four. Ricky has now cried for three straight weeks -- will the water works, and points, ever stop? With such strong performances each week (1.5, 6.5, 8) Ricky is one of the league's top scorers. But how long until he gets the auf?

Scott, Sean, and Sam were all blanked this week. Sorry guys, get a name that doesn't start with an S. Big scorers this week were Jennifer (thirteen points!), yours truly (8), RA (8), and Kira(8).

In the Klum division Valerie took advantage of Sean's lackluster performance and tied him for first place. Here are the standings:

Sean (tie)
Valerie (tie)
Ross
RA
Mariah
Scott

Over in the Gunn division, where the points flow like beer, Jennifer holds the top spot followed closely by Kira. Here are the standings:

Jennifer
Kira
Kate
Sam
Allison
Andrea

Week 4 is the last week we draft two players, so make 'em count! Good luck everyone!

Week 4: Gunn division

Ross Catrow — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 03:26:46 +0000

Make it work!

Andrea
Allison
Sam
Kate
Kira
Jennifer
Jennifer
Kira
Kate
Sam
Allison
Andrea

Week 4: Klum division

Ross Catrow — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 03:25:23 +0000

Make it work!

Scott
Mariah
RA
Ross
Valerie
Sean
Sean
Valerie
Ross
RA
Mariah
Scott

PRFL2k7 Week 2 Recap

Ross Catrow — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 14:26:56 +0000

First welcome, lets welcome new Gunn division owner Andrea. <applause>

Ok guys. Someone needs to stop Sean. Currently he is unstoppable -- hence the need for stopping. He has come in first both weeks in the Klum division, and is leading the league in points.

Kate had a great performance by Karmen who -- along with everyone else -- cried her face off. I think we can all agree that crying gets you way too many points. Especially since this group of designers never stops crying. But it is too late to change the rules, so keep that in mind as you draft today.

Also, no one got blanked this week! Good job everyone.

A couple of scoring notes:

Marion's final cry didn't count. Since crying is the topic du jour here are my loose guidelines for crying: the most important thing is to see tears, if you can't see tears I'll accept wiping the eyes. Also covering your face and running off camera definitely counts.
I handed out a bonus point this week to designers picked by Sarah Jessica Parker.

Hopefully I got everyone's scores in correctly but it was kind of last minute. Such is life.

Get to drafting!

Week 3: Gunn division

Ross Catrow — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 14:13:28 +0000

Make it work!

Andrea
Jennifer
Sam
Allison
Kira
Kate
Kate
Kira
Allison
Sam
Jennifer
Andrea

Week 3: Klum division

Ross Catrow — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 14:11:21 +0000

Make it work!

RA
Scott
Ross
Mariah
Valerie
Sean
Sean
Valerie
Mariah
Ross
Scott
RA

Week 2: Gunn division

Ross Catrow — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 03:40:02 +0000

You know the drill! Post your picks. Draft order follows:

Allison
Kate
Sam
Jennifer
Kira
Kira
Jennifer
Sam
Kate
Allison
Mystery Person
Mystery Person

Week 2: Klum division

Ross Catrow — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 03:38:19 +0000

You know the drill! Post your picks. Draft order follows:

Scott
RA
Ross
Valerie
Mariah
Sean
Sean
Mariah
Valerie
Ross
RA
Scott