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The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo: Sweden’s Dän Brøwn

Even though I’m a couple weeks late on this, I decided to see The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo because 1) I’ve seen the Swedish version, and 2) the only other options were a movie about a horse who most likely dies in a weep-inducing fashion or We Bought a Zoo!

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Mission: Impossible–Ghost Protocol, A mission none too shabby

Tom Cruise is back (no, seriously) as Ethan Hunt in this fourth installment of the Mission: Impossible franchise. His abs are still ripply.

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Susan Year Itch: Scrooges and Grinches

A running theme through holiday films is how the holidays turn characters into grumpy complainers. How well Hollywood knows us!

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The Muppets: still got it

Who’s your favorite Muppet? HOW COULD YOU NOT LOVE ANIMAL THE MOST. HE IS SO ALL-CAPS. DRUMMMMMSSSSS.

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The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 1: A study in efficiency

This…THIS is what you guys have been going on about all this time??

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The Ides of March: Politics with that special Clooney touch

Politicians aren’t the problem. Campaign strategists aren’t the problem. We’re not the problem. But there sure is a problem. The Ides of March asks us WTF is going on here.

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Drive: This is not your average car chase

Ryan Gosling delivers yet another unforgettable performance, this time as a dude who drives cars. But don’t worry, there’s so much more to it than that.

Contagion: Cover your mouth, please

There’s a part in Contagion where everyone is waiting in a line and somebody coughs ominously. A woman asks him to cover his mouth, and he tells her to eff off. This is the beginning of the end.

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They’re going baaaaaaaack!

You wake up at an ungodly hour and put on the best of your newest back to school outfits. What had been a blissful three months of doing whatever you want amid a limited, carefully curated social circle is about to turn back into the terrifying labyrinth of dos and don’ts that you tried so hard to eliminate this summer through a steady application of chlorine.

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Rise of the Planet of the Apes: Look, it’s August, OK?

Pickings are slim in the last days of summer, but an article about a movie I surely would have ignored convinced me to go see this slice of CGI wonder.

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