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	<title>RVANews &#187; Robot Hearts</title>
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		<title>Robot Hearts: The final episode</title>
		<link>http://rvanews.com/features/robot-hearts-the-final-episode/19458</link>
		<comments>http://rvanews.com/features/robot-hearts-the-final-episode/19458#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 16:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jack Lauterback</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The time has come to bid farewell to our beloved Robot Hearts. With this last installment, Jack and Tess give their final thoughts on dating in our fair city.]]></description>
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		<title>Robot Hearts: Waiting periods and revenge</title>
		<link>http://rvanews.com/features/robot-hearts-waiting-periods-and-revenge/18616</link>
		<comments>http://rvanews.com/features/robot-hearts-waiting-periods-and-revenge/18616#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 11:30:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jack Lauterback</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This week: <em>When is it ok to start dating someone who's just out of a relationship?</em> and <em>Is revenge acceptable when your girl is cheating... with one of your friends?</em>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>Robot Hearts: Now what?</title>
		<link>http://rvanews.com/features/robot-hearts-now-what/17440</link>
		<comments>http://rvanews.com/features/robot-hearts-now-what/17440#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 11:30:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jack Lauterback</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[That's right, folks! Robot Hearts is back in action and better than ever. Banter! Thinly-veiled insults! Jack calling women crazy! What more could you want? In this edition watch as Jack and Tess offer wise counsel to a young lady stuck wondering if her friend with benefits is also looking for something more, and check out what they have to say to a young man struggling with converting digits to dates. ]]></description>
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		<title>Robot Hearts: How to Meet Her Mother</title>
		<link>http://rvanews.com/features/robot-hearts-how-to-meet-her-mother/16196</link>
		<comments>http://rvanews.com/features/robot-hearts-how-to-meet-her-mother/16196#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 11:30:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jack Lauterback</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh, we are so timely over here! This week Tess and Jack offer tips on how to make a good impression on your lady friend's mumsie wumsie.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>Robot Hearts: Who Are You Again?</title>
		<link>http://rvanews.com/features/robot-hearts-who-are-you-again/15470</link>
		<comments>http://rvanews.com/features/robot-hearts-who-are-you-again/15470#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 11:30:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jack Lauterback</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Unforgettable, that's what you are. Well, actually, it seems some of you aren't.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>Robot Hearts: The Rules of Attraction</title>
		<link>http://rvanews.com/features/robot-hearts-the-rules-of-attraction/14317</link>
		<comments>http://rvanews.com/features/robot-hearts-the-rules-of-attraction/14317#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 11:30:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jack Lauterback</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We're going back to basics on this one as we debate the validity of love and first sight and help one reader figure out how to get chicks to dig him.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>Robot Hearts: Lady-friend woes</title>
		<link>http://rvanews.com/features/robot-hearts-girlfriend-woes/13511</link>
		<comments>http://rvanews.com/features/robot-hearts-girlfriend-woes/13511#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 11:30:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jack Lauterback</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One reader struggles with putting up with his partner's bad habits, while another deals with his partner's habit of not putting out.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>10</slash:comments>
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		<title>Robot Hearts: On moving on and moving too fast</title>
		<link>http://rvanews.com/features/on-moving-on-and-moving-too-fast/12614</link>
		<comments>http://rvanews.com/features/on-moving-on-and-moving-too-fast/12614#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 12:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jack Lauterback</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There's a new lady in town to challenge Jack, folks. Read on as they both weigh in on handling post-divorce woes and one night stands.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>13</slash:comments>
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		<title>Exactly how into me are you, then?</title>
		<link>http://rvanews.com/features/exactly-how-into-me-are-you-then/11946</link>
		<comments>http://rvanews.com/features/exactly-how-into-me-are-you-then/11946#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 13:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jack Lauterback</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, what do you know? Helping hetero guys with their confidence problems isn't on our agenda this week!]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Robot Hearts: He said, He said</title>
		<link>http://rvanews.com/features/robot-hearts-he-said-he-said/11453</link>
		<comments>http://rvanews.com/features/robot-hearts-he-said-he-said/11453#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 13:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jack Lauterback</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Features]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bar Dude and Normal Dude face off in a special "Susan's On Vacation" edition of Robot Hearts.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>23</slash:comments>
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		<title>Robot Hearts: Making the most of the Internets</title>
		<link>http://rvanews.com/features/robot-hearts-making-the-most-of-the-internets/10155</link>
		<comments>http://rvanews.com/features/robot-hearts-making-the-most-of-the-internets/10155#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 15:21:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jack Lauterback</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Craigslist all-call for love: creepy or an act of romantic genius???]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>12</slash:comments>
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		<title>Robot Hearts: Wash that man right out of your hair (and then be careful how you go about getting it dirty again)</title>
		<link>http://rvanews.com/etc/robot-hearts-wash-that-man-right-our-of-your-hair-and-then-be-careful-how-you-go-about-getting-it-dirty-again/9695</link>
		<comments>http://rvanews.com/etc/robot-hearts-wash-that-man-right-our-of-your-hair-and-then-be-careful-how-you-go-about-getting-it-dirty-again/9695#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:34:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jack Lauterback</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Literally et cetera]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[OK, reader who submitted the second question! Let's go ahead and treat the reader who submitted the first question as a cautionary tale, not an inspiration. Just to be safe.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>26</slash:comments>
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		<title>Robot Hearts: Finding Yourself and Your (Ugh) Sensuality</title>
		<link>http://rvanews.com/etc/robot-hearts-finding-yourself-and-your-ugh-sensuality/9291</link>
		<comments>http://rvanews.com/etc/robot-hearts-finding-yourself-and-your-ugh-sensuality/9291#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 2008 12:29:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jack Lauterback</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Features]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Literally et cetera]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Robot Hearts]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Two people ask Jack and Susan questions. And two/four people remain bewildered.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>20</slash:comments>
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		<title>Robot Hearts: Kissing And Telling The Internet May Have Adverse Effects on Your Love Life (Turns Out)</title>
		<link>http://rvanews.com/etc/robot-hearts-kissing-and-telling-the-internet-may-have-adverse-effects-on-your-love-life-turns-out/8917</link>
		<comments>http://rvanews.com/etc/robot-hearts-kissing-and-telling-the-internet-may-have-adverse-effects-on-your-love-life-turns-out/8917#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2008 13:54:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jack Lauterback</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Features]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Literally et cetera]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Robot Hearts]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Jack's reputation as a womanizing jerk has finally caught up with him, and a girl has called him out via Robot Hearts! Ahh, the internet! Let the dissension begin!]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://rvanews.com/etc/robot-hearts-kissing-and-telling-the-internet-may-have-adverse-effects-on-your-love-life-turns-out/8917/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>32</slash:comments>
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		<title>Robot Hearts: Lighting one fire and putting out another</title>
		<link>http://rvanews.com/etc/robot-hearts-lighting-one-fire-and-putting-out-another/8286</link>
		<comments>http://rvanews.com/etc/robot-hearts-lighting-one-fire-and-putting-out-another/8286#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 14:31:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jack Lauterback</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[A&E]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Features]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jack and Susan say "Buck up!" to the lovelorn and "F off!" to each other. Their hearts are in the right place, they're just made of metal!]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>29</slash:comments>
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		<title>Robot Hearts: His Best Friend&#8217;s Girl and Her Deadbeat Valentine</title>
		<link>http://rvanews.com/features/robot-hearts-his-best-friends-girl-and-her-deadbeat-valentine/7962</link>
		<comments>http://rvanews.com/features/robot-hearts-his-best-friends-girl-and-her-deadbeat-valentine/7962#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:47:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jack Lauterback</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Features]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Robot Hearts]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Jack Goes Forth answers your relationship questions??? Come, experience the spectacle.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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