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	<title>RVANews &#187; GWAR</title>
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		<title>GWAR, Me, and the Onrushing Grip of Death: Part 19</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 18:31:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave Brockie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Fan, Richmond,1985. It was going to be a stinking hot summer day, and my skateboard sang as it flew down Floyd Avenue in an attempt to beat the heat. The oil-slicked tire-gully gave my stick wings, and I needed every bit of speed I could muster as I fled my latest crime.]]></description>
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		<title>GWAR, Me, and the Onrushing Grip of Death: Part 18</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 19:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave Brockie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is a typical day. I am up early, lying in bed, in the hospital, idly fiddling with myself as I plow through a sleeve of Pop-Tarts. I am still recovering from my accident, which involved driving into a barn-wide pothole on the Powhite.]]></description>
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		<title>GWAR, Me, and the Onrushing Grip of Death: Part 17</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 19:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave Brockie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The overall reaction to “Love War” had been pretty positive, and Death Piggy was actually starting to get some good gigs. We opened for Flipper at the old 9:30 Club, and Bruce Loose hawked a loogie onto my chest. I felt so privileged!]]></description>
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		<title>GWAR, Me, and the Onrushing Grip of Death: Part 16</title>
		<link>http://rvanews.com/features/gwar-me-and-the-onrushing-grip-of-death-part-16/24683</link>
		<comments>http://rvanews.com/features/gwar-me-and-the-onrushing-grip-of-death-part-16/24683#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 17:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave Brockie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One day I was sitting in Shafer Court, scribbling evil things and chain smoking Marlboro red 100’s. Just then Mohawk Beth plopped down next to me on the bench. She lit a smoke and watched me draw for a while.]]></description>
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		<title>GWAR, Me, and the Onrushing Grip of Death: Part 15</title>
		<link>http://rvanews.com/features/gwar-me-and-the-onrushing-grip-of-death-part-15/24104</link>
		<comments>http://rvanews.com/features/gwar-me-and-the-onrushing-grip-of-death-part-15/24104#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 17:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave Brockie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I found myself cast out of the heavily-vandalized Rhodes Hall, and not a minute too soon. Because everybody knew that Rhodes Hall had a dangerous lean and was supposed to collapse any minute. I’m surprised it’s still standing! Luckily, I had a place to stay...]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>GWAR, Me, and the Onrushing Grip of Death: Part 14</title>
		<link>http://rvanews.com/features/gwar-me-and-the-onrushing-grip-of-death-part-14/23683</link>
		<comments>http://rvanews.com/features/gwar-me-and-the-onrushing-grip-of-death-part-14/23683#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 18:30:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave Brockie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wowsers...one of the most fudge-packed years of my life is drawing to a sloppy conclusion, and all I can do is lie here and weep. I barely have enough strength to get the needle in my arm. And I have to get my pet monkey, Mr. Fibula, to depress the plunger! Ahhh, urine…]]></description>
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		<title>GWAR, Me, and the Onrushing Grip of Death: Part 13</title>
		<link>http://rvanews.com/features/gwar-me-and-the-onrushing-grip-of-death-part-13/22969</link>
		<comments>http://rvanews.com/features/gwar-me-and-the-onrushing-grip-of-death-part-13/22969#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:00:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave Brockie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello there, kiddies! It's your good buddy, GWAR lead singer, and FOX Interplanetary Correspondent Oderus Urungus bringing you some good news. I have ordered Brockie to quit f*cking around and start writing. No more of this extraneous crap... after all, he hasn't even moved to Richmond yet! So let's get on with it...]]></description>
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		<title>GWAR, Me, and the Onrushing Grip of Death: Part 12</title>
		<link>http://rvanews.com/features/gwar-me-and-the-onrushing-grip-of-death-part-12/22547</link>
		<comments>http://rvanews.com/features/gwar-me-and-the-onrushing-grip-of-death-part-12/22547#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:13:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave Brockie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ I am using this very column as an opportunity to promote my band! And so what? I am also going to take this opportunity to promote my drawings and paintings...and my custom snow boards. Oh, you didn't know that in addition to being Oderus (and a great big galoot), I am also an artist of considerable merit. ]]></description>
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		<title>GWAR, Me, and the Onrushing Grip of Death: Part 11</title>
		<link>http://rvanews.com/features/gwar-me-and-the-onrushing-grip-of-death-part-11/22101</link>
		<comments>http://rvanews.com/features/gwar-me-and-the-onrushing-grip-of-death-part-11/22101#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 15:30:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave Brockie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The saga continues as Brockie graduates from high school, engages in one more summer of debauchery before college, and has his mind blown by the greatest punk show that ever was.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>GWAR, Me, and the Onrushing Grip of Death: Part 10</title>
		<link>http://rvanews.com/features/gwar-me-and-the-onrushing-grip-of-death-part-10/21669</link>
		<comments>http://rvanews.com/features/gwar-me-and-the-onrushing-grip-of-death-part-10/21669#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 16:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave Brockie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After a wild and crazy summer and just as he embarks upon a three-month tour, Dave Brockie is back to add to his sordid (but always entertaining) collection of tales on how he became the man he is today.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>GWAR, Me, and the Onrushing Grip of Death: Part 9</title>
		<link>http://rvanews.com/features/gwar-me-and-the-onrushing-grip-of-death-part-9/20800</link>
		<comments>http://rvanews.com/features/gwar-me-and-the-onrushing-grip-of-death-part-9/20800#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 15:59:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave Brockie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So we were set. The smoking lounge was chosen, the time was set. It was “the punks” vs. “the grits” in a fight to the death. Or at least until the bus got there.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>GWAR, Me, and the Onrushing Grip of Death: Part 8</title>
		<link>http://rvanews.com/features/gwar-me-and-the-onrushing-grip-of-death-part-8/20374</link>
		<comments>http://rvanews.com/features/gwar-me-and-the-onrushing-grip-of-death-part-8/20374#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 10:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave Brockie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After a brief hiatus (during which he basically circled the globe multiple times) Dave Brockie picks up where he left off in the sordid tale that is his life. This time Dave gives us a glimpse into that most pivotal time of his life: when he discovered punk rock. ]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>13</slash:comments>
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		<title>GWAR, Me, and the Onrushing Grip of Death: Part 7</title>
		<link>http://rvanews.com/features/gwar-me-and-the-onrushing-grip-of-death-part-7/19854</link>
		<comments>http://rvanews.com/features/gwar-me-and-the-onrushing-grip-of-death-part-7/19854#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 16:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave Brockie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Corresponding all they way from Comic-Con 2009 in San Diego, Dave Brockie picks up where he left off in his always-shocking, never-boring tale of how he became the man we know today.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>14</slash:comments>
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		<title>GWAR, Me, and the Onrushing Grip of Death: Part 5</title>
		<link>http://rvanews.com/features/gwar-me-and-the-onrushing-grip-of-death-part-5/18434</link>
		<comments>http://rvanews.com/features/gwar-me-and-the-onrushing-grip-of-death-part-5/18434#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 16:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave Brockie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Take another journey into the diseased recesses of the mind of Dave Brockie, as we delve even deeper into the behind-the-scenes, tell all story of the sickest rock and roll band in rock and roll band history, the mighty GWAR. The names have been changed into code to protect the innocent, but it is almost all about me so what the hell. ]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>GWAR, Me, and the Onrushing Grip of Death: Part 4</title>
		<link>http://rvanews.com/features/gwar-me-and-the-onrushing-grip-of-death-part-4/17228</link>
		<comments>http://rvanews.com/features/gwar-me-and-the-onrushing-grip-of-death-part-4/17228#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 11:30:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave Brockie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Join Dave Brockie, “the foppish dandy of ye olde Richmonde Towne”, and lead throat-thing of rock-group-band GWAR (the biggest blot on Richmond history since 6th Street Market), as he desperately tries to cash in on the sordid story of his life . This episode: <strong>Take Off From the Great White North</strong>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>GWAR, Me, and the Onrushing Grip of Death: Part 3</title>
		<link>http://rvanews.com/features/gwar-me-and-the-onrushing-grip-of-death-part-3/16491</link>
		<comments>http://rvanews.com/features/gwar-me-and-the-onrushing-grip-of-death-part-3/16491#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 11:30:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave Brockie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Join Dave Brockie, notorious Richmond malcontent, as he poops forth a pithy tale of the behind-the-scenes rise and continuing plateau of GWAR, Richmond home-town heroes and intergalactic douchebags!]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>11</slash:comments>
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		<title>GWAR, Me, and the Onrushing Grip of Death: Part 2</title>
		<link>http://rvanews.com/features/gwar-me-and-the-onrushing-grip-of-death-part-2/15899</link>
		<comments>http://rvanews.com/features/gwar-me-and-the-onrushing-grip-of-death-part-2/15899#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 13:41:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave Brockie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Join Dave Brockie, “the foppish dandy of ye olde Richmonde Towne”, and lead singer of rock-group-band GWAR, on this bi-monthy trek through the ruin of his mind. This episode: I AM ATTACKED BY WILD ANIMALS.]]></description>
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		<title>GWAR, Me, and the Onrushing Grip of Death</title>
		<link>http://rvanews.com/features/gwar-me-and-the-onrushing-grip-of-death/15250</link>
		<comments>http://rvanews.com/features/gwar-me-and-the-onrushing-grip-of-death/15250#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 11:30:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave Brockie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The most interesting story to ever come out of GWAR is the one people know the least about. It's the story of my life, and nobody is more qualified to tell that story than me.]]></description>
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