Comments on: What Hath Michael Bay Wrought?

By: Coheed

Coheed — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 22:38:52 +0000

Megan Fox is hot in the same way that CS/engineer girls are hot in college. In other words they’re not that hot but because they are a commodity they tend to think they’re much hotter than they actually are. And guys fawn over them regardless because that’s all they come into contact with.

By: Avery

Avery — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 13:29:41 +0000

“(GI Joe? Really? It has Sienna Miller in it. That’s like replacing all happy Christmas memories to include pets being drowned).”

^ Best analogy (or is it a simile?) I’ve heard all week, Kelly.

Also, great review. Glad to hear Megan Fox baffles someone who is a dude (since I am not, and therefore my failure to get all the hoopla about her is irrelevant–but it must mean something if there are dudes who don’t get it either).

By: Fred

Fred — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 22:19:33 +0000

I kinda like jokes about balls, thank you. lol.

By: Kelly

Kelly — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 19:58:58 +0000

This review is my favorite summer movie of the year. I am also baffled by how excited people get about movie versions of childhood TV shows (GI Joe? Really? It has Sienna Miller in it. That’s like replacing all happy Christmas memories to include pets being drowned).
We’re running out of childhoods to capitilize on in the future, since shows that are on now are also being made into movies now. Good thing actual space robots will destroy the earth in 2018 because otherwise the movies in 2030 would have been terrible, 5-D feature-length versions of Vimeo clips.

By: Matthew McDonald

Matthew McDonald — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 16:41:51 +0000

i liked it. megan fox was hot. transformers fighting was visually entertaining.

robot heaven was weird.