The Bopst Show: “Physical Manifestations” (Episode 71)

by Chris Bopst

September 7, 2009

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Title: The Bopst Show: “Physical Manifestations (Episode 71)”
Rating: PG –13 (Adult Situations, Mild Profanity)
Intent: To use music to embed a socialist ideology in children under the age of 5 so that they will rise up and destroy America by providing health care to all of the country’s citizens
Quality Diversion: Shenandoah Valley, Va. USA
Construction Dates: Tuesday-Thursday, September 1st-3rd 2009
Equipment: Mac G4, Free Audio Editor & Recorder Software from Audacity, Frontier US-122 USB Audio/MIDI Interface, Shure SM57 Microphone
Posted: Monday September 7th, 2009
Artists and Groups in order of appearance: Peter Lind Hayes, Amazing Ghost, Charles Mingus, KGIL Radio Report, Slim Smith, Swamp Dogg, Peggy Lee, Frank Dube, The 13th Floor Elevators, Kokolo, The Paul Horn Quintet, The Ramones, Rabbit Rumba, Horatio Lee Jenkins, Future of the Left, Mississippi John Hurt
Mixed by: Chris Bopst
Art: Chris Bopst

Liner Notes:

Comrades,

Our war against America is working better than anyone could have expected. As planned, Comrade Obama’s carefully planned speech this Tuesday will infect & brainwash the fragile eggshell minds of America’s youth with the seeds of the communist revolution we all have worked so hard on. In test groups, students who heard the speech immediately started chanting “Death To America,” engaged in carnal acts with animals, burned American history books and all pledged their undying allegiance to Comrade Obama & his socialist revolution. One student went home after the speech, murdered her parents with a hammer and sickle and brought the dismembered bodies to school the next day so that her fellow students could feast on the remains. The student is only 6 years old, but because of her successful Obamafication, this wise Latina will be appointed Death Panel Czar once our insidious plan to provide health care to all of this country’s citizens is complete. Several of you have expressed concern over our plan to destroy America being exposed during recent town hall meetings and by the truth tellers in the right wing media, but let me assure you that these people have been cataloged and their crimes will not go unpunished. Our Obamafication camps are on schedule and soon they will be filled with the infidels foolish enough to believe that our revolution, the people’s revolution can be stopped. We already have their children, Comrades. Resistance is futile. Obama’s prepubescent army will preside over the forced gay marriages of their parents to illegal transvestite immigrants with a patriotic zeal that will solidify Comrade Obama’s hold on their minds and any memory of their former life’s as Americans will be erased completely.

After his speech Tuesday, they will only live for Comrade Obama.

Let me also remind you that this is only the beginning. Our work is far from complete. Don’t ask what Comrade Obama can do for you; ask what you can do for Comrade Obama. Keep lists of all suspected Americans and report them to the proper authorities. If you want to keep your children, remove any mention of the United States from your living quarters, engage in homosexual acts with them as well as any pets you may have, and insist that they pledge their undying loyalty to Comrade Obama. If they resist, it is advised that they be waterboarded by both parents until they can recite, “The Communist Manifesto” word for word while demanding to be the submissive in a three way with Barney Frank and Nancy Pelosi. Even then, it is strongly advised by Comrade Obama’s Youth Council to repeat waterboarding the child because studies have found that most children will say anything to make the waterboarding stop. This is not a risk Comrade Obama is willing to take and neither should you. Waterboard your children until you are sure, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they are willing participants in Comrade Obama’s new socialist world order. Nothing less than complete and total submission will be accepted. Comrade Obama’s speech tomorrow is designed to ensure their vital roles in the new regime, but it is up to you to instill the messages of our supreme leader. Failure to do so will be met with swift retribution for both the parents and children. Noncompliance is not an option.

Celebrate Labor Day, Comrades. America is dead. Long live Comrade Obama.

The complete set list for this week’s show is posted here. All previous show set lists (70 as of this writing) are on my blog.

2 hours of Bopst Show programming airs Sundays, 10AM-12PM (EST-USA), on KAOS Radio Austin.

NEXT SHOW: 09/07/09

Until Next Time:

Stay Clean,
BOPST

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September 7, 2009

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9 Responses to “The Bopst Show: “Physical Manifestations” (Episode 71)”

  1. 1. Diberty says:

    Dery dunny!

    on September 7th, 2009 at 8:09 am

  2. 2. Liberty says:

    Socialism causes rationing, it is a joke of an economic system, anyone who dosent realize this is an idiot, obama? Capitalism, on the other hand, gives consumers what they want. Socialism robs the People of their right to vote in an economic democracry, and replaces it with bureaucratic econonic management. Capitalism allows you to freely choose what goods or services you prefer in a free market without govt. intervention. Your vote counts in a capitalistic free market system as oppsed to a govt. intervention system, like socialism and communism, which force the people to accept whatever services or supplies consumers will get.

    Capitalism never tells a consumer to ration, think about it

    on September 7th, 2009 at 9:22 am

  3. 3. bopst says:

    We have your IP & home address, Liberty. Stay where you are. We will be picking you up shortly…

    on September 7th, 2009 at 1:05 pm

  4. 4. Old Crazy Cat Lady says:

    Your “Quality Diversions” link isn’t working. I’m so sad now. I needed quality diversions today.

    On the other hand, I’m very, very happy that there is another exciting episode of The Bopst Show, so I guess it all evens out in the end.

    Happy Labor Day, Comrade Bopst.

    on September 7th, 2009 at 1:15 pm

  5. 5. bopst says:

    The Quality Diversion link was hacked by silly Americans trying to prevent the socialist takeover of what is now our country, Comrade. These pockets of resistence have been duly notedThe Quality Diversion link was hacked by silly Americans trying to prevent the socialist takeover of what is now our country, Comrade. These pitiful pockets of resistance have been duly noted and will be dealt with accordingly by Comrade Obama. Tomorrow’s speech by Comrade Obama will bring an end to the American Empire we all have fought so hard to destroy and millions of American children will be putty in our socialist hands. Even though our plan has been exposed by concerned parents, Fox News and the Tea Party Movement, there is absolutely nothing they can do. Once the speech finishes, the children will no longer remember their parents; they will only live to serve Comrade Obama. Death to the capitalist pigs; long live Comrade Obama…

    on September 7th, 2009 at 1:53 pm

  6. 6. Just wondering says:

    Just wondering if any parents will call in a bomb threat or better yet, pull the fire alarm at local public schools about the time this speech will air – first day of school is prime time for that. Tough choice – kids hanging outside waiting for the fire dept or hearing a speech – tough call.

    Then again public school is a waste of time other than job tech – kids need to learn real job skills from day one – like metal fabrication, etc. Start them early so they have skills when they graduate so the HS diploma is actually worth something.

    on September 7th, 2009 at 7:00 pm

  7. 7. bopst says:

    Mark my word, this speech is the end of the world as we know it. God help us all…

    on September 8th, 2009 at 9:20 am

  8. 8. Liberty says:

    someone called a liar a liar, oh my god

    on September 12th, 2009 at 7:21 pm

  9. 9. bopst says:

    Um, fucko from SC is the liar. No bill has ever mentioned covering illegal immigrants. Look into that fuckwads history. He shouldn’t be calling anyone a liar unless he is talking about himself.

    on September 13th, 2009 at 7:41 pm