Comments on: Robot Hearts: His Best Friend’s Girl and Her Deadbeat Valentine

By: Sarah

Sarah — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 15:46:08 +0000

Dating a lazy ass…If I were you I really wouldn’t waste the time. Let the dude be, you can’t change him. Take it for what it’s worth. Susan is right people don’t really change that much. I say keep him around because you like him and find another guy who is not a “lazy ass” and let him wine & dine you. There’s no reason you can’t have both. I don’t know I am attracted to lazy guys sometimes, you got to look at the positive side of things.

By: Matt

Matt — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 13:40:27 +0000

Now that this post is back on the main page I realize that the first step to severe agoraphobia is showing enough emotional maturity to NOT have sex with someone else’s girlfriend!
Whew, that was a close one. Excuse me while I go hit a couple of “practice holes” in preparation for my new life.

By: Ethan

Ethan — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:17:55 +0000

“cheese and crackers”, as in “cheese and crackers, that smarts!”

By: Susan

Susan — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 22:28:46 +0000

I also like “hung the moon.” And “cat’s meow!”

By: taylor

taylor — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 21:56:24 +0000

Wow. This is causing a lot of tension. Relax guys.
I am just happy excited to see the phrase “bee’s knees” used. I would also reccomend “Cat’s Pajamas”(but you have to pronounce pajamas incorrectly. Like Jam, in Strawberry Jam).

By: Jack Goes Forth

Jack Goes Forth — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 20:57:01 +0000

Duffman… nice one.

Yeah I agree, why play Russian roulette with this girl? Why take the chance? And for that matter why even speak to women anymore? Why have sex? It’s too risky… Might get hurt. I’m comtemplating not even leaving the house anymore…

By: Matt

Matt — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 20:07:52 +0000

Both of Susan’s answers were good advice (which is to say they were better then the digital fist-bump given by Duffman or whoever the other dude is).

Something else to consider for MTRM’s predicament is that stirring someone else’s kool-aid is always a poor idea, because (on the off chance you really get to like the girl whilst fornicating with her) you can’t be shocked when she turns around and cheats on you in turn. You could easily be the dude on the other end of this letter!
Why play Russian roulette with two bullets when you could just take to red bandana off and leave the table?