Comments on: 100 Bad Dates: #1 http://rvanews.com/features/100-bad-dates-1/25319 Sometimes, I get a good feeling. Wed, 08 Feb 2012 21:53:13 -0500 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: paul http://rvanews.com/features/100-bad-dates-1/25319#comment-19764 paul Mon, 08 Nov 2010 20:55:57 +0000 http://rvanews.com/?p=25319#comment-19764 my kingdom for a full-body clothing-optional picture of the checkout girl... my kingdom for a full-body clothing-optional picture of the checkout girl…

]]> By: Lara http://rvanews.com/features/100-bad-dates-1/25319#comment-14709 Lara Sat, 20 Feb 2010 00:25:36 +0000 http://rvanews.com/?p=25319#comment-14709 I've had this bookmarked for forever and finally read it. Thanks for wrecking all my eye makeup because I just laughed and cried so flippin hard! Oh girl. I had a similar movie theater experience as well... loudest stinkiest mess ever that I started with 4 false alarms of me running back and forth clutching my stomach before I finally just made myself comfortable and waited on the pot. Women were gagging and I just sat there in the stall laughing hysterically. The smell must've clung to me when I made back to the theater because my date was making all these huffing and gasping noises and moving away from me. Yeah. Oh... and a similar story involving E. I'll save that for when we finally get coffee! I’ve had this bookmarked for forever and finally read it. Thanks for wrecking all my eye makeup because I just laughed and cried so flippin hard! Oh girl. I had a similar movie theater experience as well… loudest stinkiest mess ever that I started with 4 false alarms of me running back and forth clutching my stomach before I finally just made myself comfortable and waited on the pot. Women were gagging and I just sat there in the stall laughing hysterically. The smell must’ve clung to me when I made back to the theater because my date was making all these huffing and gasping noises and moving away from me. Yeah.

Oh… and a similar story involving E. I’ll save that for when we finally get coffee!

]]> By: Molly Brown http://rvanews.com/features/100-bad-dates-1/25319#comment-14556 Molly Brown Wed, 10 Feb 2010 21:54:20 +0000 http://rvanews.com/?p=25319#comment-14556 I really enjoy reading 100 Bad Dates. Did you ever live in SF Noe Valley? If so, tell your sister who lives in Roseville to call me sometime. She's one of the few people who can make me laugh. We both enjoyed the Carole Burnett "Gone With the Wind" spoof. I think her mom lives in Richmond. Probably reads your articles and can't believe you survived without physical harm or diseases. I would be deathly afraid of catching STDs from some of the characters in your stories. I really enjoy reading 100 Bad Dates. Did you ever live in SF Noe Valley? If so, tell your sister who lives in Roseville to call me sometime. She’s one of the few people who can make me laugh. We both enjoyed the Carole Burnett “Gone With the Wind” spoof. I think her mom lives in Richmond. Probably reads your articles and can’t believe you survived without physical harm or diseases. I would be deathly afraid of catching STDs from some of the characters in your stories.

]]> By: Nicole http://rvanews.com/features/100-bad-dates-1/25319#comment-14524 Nicole Wed, 10 Feb 2010 03:46:54 +0000 http://rvanews.com/?p=25319#comment-14524 so sad to see you go. so happy to hear that you'll be back! so sad to see you go. so happy to hear that you’ll be back!

]]> By: Mike http://rvanews.com/features/100-bad-dates-1/25319#comment-14518 Mike Wed, 10 Feb 2010 02:50:13 +0000 http://rvanews.com/?p=25319#comment-14518 I'd ask you out if I didn't fear ending up as a # lol I’d ask you out if I didn’t fear ending up as a # lol

]]> By: Drew H http://rvanews.com/features/100-bad-dates-1/25319#comment-14493 Drew H Tue, 09 Feb 2010 18:53:48 +0000 http://rvanews.com/?p=25319#comment-14493 TCG, I really hope to be you when I grow up. And I'm really glad you didn't puss out when the painting dared you. Never take crap from mediocre art. TCG, I really hope to be you when I grow up. And I’m really glad you didn’t puss out when the painting dared you. Never take crap from mediocre art.

]]> By: L http://rvanews.com/features/100-bad-dates-1/25319#comment-14489 L Tue, 09 Feb 2010 14:39:48 +0000 http://rvanews.com/?p=25319#comment-14489 Not stoked on this being the last one since I enjoy reading these while I "work"! Either way, I will definitely be on the lookout for TCG has "brewin" with RVANews. Not stoked on this being the last one since I enjoy reading these while I “work”! Either way, I will definitely be on the lookout for TCG has “brewin” with RVANews.

]]> By: MattOnFire http://rvanews.com/features/100-bad-dates-1/25319#comment-14486 MattOnFire Tue, 09 Feb 2010 13:05:54 +0000 http://rvanews.com/?p=25319#comment-14486 TCG on acid? Oh boy. TCG with shitty drawers? Oh man. TCG nakedly falling down stairs? Oh hell naw. You are an awesomely bad date. TCG on acid? Oh boy.
TCG with shitty drawers? Oh man.
TCG nakedly falling down stairs? Oh hell naw.

You are an awesomely bad date.

]]> By: Mala http://rvanews.com/features/100-bad-dates-1/25319#comment-14485 Mala Tue, 09 Feb 2010 13:04:41 +0000 http://rvanews.com/?p=25319#comment-14485 It's OK. So you had a George Brett. It happens. It’s OK. So you had a George Brett. It happens.

]]> By: Aisha http://rvanews.com/features/100-bad-dates-1/25319#comment-14484 Aisha Tue, 09 Feb 2010 11:34:06 +0000 http://rvanews.com/?p=25319#comment-14484 Whatever man, these articles are hilarious Whatever man, these articles are hilarious

]]> By: Wolf http://rvanews.com/features/100-bad-dates-1/25319#comment-14481 Wolf Mon, 08 Feb 2010 23:56:02 +0000 http://rvanews.com/?p=25319#comment-14481 Dublin, nobody is making you come here and read. Go back to the RTD if you hate RVAnews so much. Or start your own site, and maybe you'll better appreciate what is happening here. Dublin, nobody is making you come here and read. Go back to the RTD if you hate RVAnews so much. Or start your own site, and maybe you’ll better appreciate what is happening here.

]]> By: Joss http://rvanews.com/features/100-bad-dates-1/25319#comment-14478 Joss Mon, 08 Feb 2010 23:39:25 +0000 http://rvanews.com/?p=25319#comment-14478 What's wrong, Dublin? Did they turn down your awesome poetry? What’s wrong, Dublin?

Did they turn down your awesome poetry?

]]> By: Dublin http://rvanews.com/features/100-bad-dates-1/25319#comment-14476 Dublin Mon, 08 Feb 2010 23:25:40 +0000 http://rvanews.com/?p=25319#comment-14476 This is about what I expect from RVA. You take on amateur writers, pay them next to nothing, and you get stories about ex-San Diegan chicks shitting sushi in their drawers and vomiting acid (which wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't written like a glorified grocery list). Awesome, RVA. You bring such entertainment value and insight to the community--its amazing we ever got along without you. please let the friends and family who leave comments here know when the "Tales from the Shit Basket" column starts. This is about what I expect from RVA. You take on amateur writers, pay them next to nothing, and you get stories about ex-San Diegan chicks shitting sushi in their drawers and vomiting acid (which wouldn’t be so bad if it wasn’t written like a glorified grocery list).
Awesome, RVA. You bring such entertainment value and insight to the community–its amazing we ever got along without you.
please let the friends and family who leave comments here know when the “Tales from the Shit Basket” column starts.

]]> By: Jessamyn http://rvanews.com/features/100-bad-dates-1/25319#comment-14475 Jessamyn Mon, 08 Feb 2010 22:54:47 +0000 http://rvanews.com/?p=25319#comment-14475 Sad to see you go! Sad to see you go!

]]> By: Valerie Catrow http://rvanews.com/features/100-bad-dates-1/25319#comment-14466 Valerie Catrow Mon, 08 Feb 2010 19:36:42 +0000 http://rvanews.com/?p=25319#comment-14466 What the hell, Chris? What the hell, Chris?

]]> By: John http://rvanews.com/features/100-bad-dates-1/25319#comment-14465 John Mon, 08 Feb 2010 19:31:24 +0000 http://rvanews.com/?p=25319#comment-14465 You know what's a' brewin' don't'cha? RVANews is going to start a new prize package. Winner gets set up on a blind date with The Checkout Girl as the chaperone. She'll write about the dates AS THEY HAPPEN on Twitter. You know what’s a’ brewin’ don’t'cha? RVANews is going to start a new prize package. Winner gets set up on a blind date with The Checkout Girl as the chaperone. She’ll write about the dates AS THEY HAPPEN on Twitter.

]]> By: Chris http://rvanews.com/features/100-bad-dates-1/25319#comment-14461 Chris Mon, 08 Feb 2010 19:00:04 +0000 http://rvanews.com/?p=25319#comment-14461 have you ever taken it in the butt have you ever taken it in the butt

]]> By: Wolf http://rvanews.com/features/100-bad-dates-1/25319#comment-14459 Wolf Mon, 08 Feb 2010 18:15:31 +0000 http://rvanews.com/?p=25319#comment-14459 Awe, last one?? I enjoy these as well. Although, the pants thing was a bit much. Ew. Awe, last one?? I enjoy these as well. Although, the pants thing was a bit much. Ew.

]]> By: Anne http://rvanews.com/features/100-bad-dates-1/25319#comment-14457 Anne Mon, 08 Feb 2010 17:47:04 +0000 http://rvanews.com/?p=25319#comment-14457 While I don't believe half these stories are true, I do enjoy reading them. While I don’t believe half these stories are true, I do enjoy reading them.

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