Those are great lines if you never want to see the man again.

True enough, we were OK with each other. So off to the fraternity house! But no, I did not enter the front door. Nor the back door! How? Through a window, believe it or not! Hahaha!

It was crazy, hot and fun.

And I do not regret it at all. So girl, go for it. Don’t take Susan’s advice for “dinner” — no no no, it will KILL everything else in the process. But yes, leave your information to your friend of your whereabouts. It is a huge must.

Otherwise, go fuck him … like a bunny!

R-

If you want to keep this guy long-term, don’t just jump in the sack, meet him face-to-face and see if you still click without expecting more. If you don’t care one way or another and just want the adventure, then calculate your real risks and go for it or not.

If your life were a movie it would either be the beginning of a horror film or a really sweet porno. But since you’ve been talking to him for four months, I’d say that unless he’s the most methodical sociopath ever, “Barry, cut the lights, its Porno time.”

If you still feel lonely and crave your ex, you really lack self-confidence. I guess it’s time for Match.com . . . or a repeat of the last 5 years.

I hate people that whine about relationships and never being lucky in love. Relationships are more about you than they are the other person. You simply need to be in a good place emotionally, mentally, physically, etc. before you’re ready to be in a relationship.

Also, stop doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result – that’s a sign of insanity.

If she’s been talking to “Jason” about books and stuff, that’s at least as much “foreshadowing” as you’ll get on a site like match.com. And really, who’s completely honest in an online dating profile? I’d definitely pick a straight-talking one night stand over a match.com date in which both parties are trying really hard to say what they think the other person wants to hear.

Meeting people for dates on Match.com is sad. So very very sad.

For the quickie, just make sure you have pictures from every angle (face, ass, standing, sitting, smiling, etc). I’m a photographer and you would be surprised at what deformities a well-taken picture can hide.

You’re hired! Oh, man.

There, that’s pretty much what I just read. Or lets just say, had to endure.

Anyway, I still agree with both Jack and Susan. Nothing cures a stale relationship like a tasty dose of Emileigh and her friend Jessikaa. Or Peyton and his friend Court. Either one works. Have some fun for a bit. Just don’t email Peyton any pictures of you, no matter how nicely he asks. Court, Rhett, Brooks and Austin will all have seen them multiple times over by the time you meet up with them for beers at Metro.

Do it. Definitely do it. Maybe get a little drunk first, to help alleviate any awkwardness?

But seriously, about the trying to go on a “date” with this guy before meeting him in a hotel room–listen, you’re already doing things kind of backwards, with the sending of naked pics before meeting face to face. Might as well roll with it and do something exciting and a little bit crazy. If nothing else, it’ll be a good story to embarrass your grandkids with decades from now.

Then you wonder why you ever wasted so much time with that asshole in the first place.