Comments on: Robot Hearts: Lighting one fire and putting out another http://rvanews.com/etc/robot-hearts-lighting-one-fire-and-putting-out-another/8286 All the news, none of that gross newsprint feel Thu, 24 May 2012 04:48:02 -0400 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Justin Morgan http://rvanews.com/etc/robot-hearts-lighting-one-fire-and-putting-out-another/8286#comment-6230 Justin Morgan Thu, 11 Dec 2008 16:24:57 +0000 http://rvanews.com/?p=8286#comment-6230 I would say that this column is funny because it is funny. I would say that this column is funny because it is funny.

]]> By: Matt http://rvanews.com/etc/robot-hearts-lighting-one-fire-and-putting-out-another/8286#comment-6226 Matt Thu, 11 Dec 2008 04:26:31 +0000 http://rvanews.com/?p=8286#comment-6226 Would you say that this column is genius because it assumes that no one will actually take the advice given? Is it the intention of the column to be a train wreck because you both write under the pretense that no one actually gets advice from online advice columns? I'm genuinely asking, this might come off as unintentionally snide via text. Would you say that this column is genius because it assumes that no one will actually take the advice given?
Is it the intention of the column to be a train wreck because you both write under the pretense that no one actually gets advice from online advice columns?

I’m genuinely asking, this might come off as unintentionally snide via text.

]]> By: Susan Howson http://rvanews.com/etc/robot-hearts-lighting-one-fire-and-putting-out-another/8286#comment-6215 Susan Howson Wed, 10 Dec 2008 21:52:59 +0000 http://rvanews.com/?p=8286#comment-6215 Jack, turns out we are supposed to be insightful and not a train wreck. OK I'm leaving work early and we're going to have an emergency meeting to discuss. Bring your legal pad and DO NOT FAIL ME. Jack, turns out we are supposed to be insightful and not a train wreck. OK I’m leaving work early and we’re going to have an emergency meeting to discuss. Bring your legal pad and DO NOT FAIL ME.

]]> By: Matt http://rvanews.com/etc/robot-hearts-lighting-one-fire-and-putting-out-another/8286#comment-6201 Matt Wed, 10 Dec 2008 13:41:44 +0000 http://rvanews.com/?p=8286#comment-6201 It gives insight to the characters of TV's hit family series Nip/Tuck. It gives insight to the characters of TV’s hit family series Nip/Tuck.

]]> By: Patrick Turner http://rvanews.com/etc/robot-hearts-lighting-one-fire-and-putting-out-another/8286#comment-6171 Patrick Turner Mon, 08 Dec 2008 18:31:44 +0000 http://rvanews.com/?p=8286#comment-6171 This post feels forced and provides no insight whatsoever. This post feels forced and provides no insight whatsoever.

]]> By: Kyle http://rvanews.com/etc/robot-hearts-lighting-one-fire-and-putting-out-another/8286#comment-6089 Kyle Fri, 05 Dec 2008 14:25:27 +0000 http://rvanews.com/?p=8286#comment-6089 http://xkcd.com/513/ http://xkcd.com/513/

]]> By: Susan http://rvanews.com/etc/robot-hearts-lighting-one-fire-and-putting-out-another/8286#comment-6074 Susan Wed, 03 Dec 2008 21:54:22 +0000 http://rvanews.com/?p=8286#comment-6074 And I'm Sookie Stackhouse. I wish! And I’m Sookie Stackhouse. I wish!

]]> By: Jack Goes Forth http://rvanews.com/etc/robot-hearts-lighting-one-fire-and-putting-out-another/8286#comment-6070 Jack Goes Forth Wed, 03 Dec 2008 20:17:19 +0000 http://rvanews.com/?p=8286#comment-6070 I'm Dr.Troy every night Sarah :) I’m Dr.Troy every night Sarah :)

]]> By: daniel http://rvanews.com/etc/robot-hearts-lighting-one-fire-and-putting-out-another/8286#comment-6055 daniel Wed, 03 Dec 2008 13:43:13 +0000 http://rvanews.com/?p=8286#comment-6055 When and more importantly WHY did they stop calling it "Cooler Ranch"?! Keep up the good work, funny stuff. When and more importantly WHY did they stop calling it “Cooler Ranch”?!

Keep up the good work, funny stuff.

]]> By: Matt http://rvanews.com/etc/robot-hearts-lighting-one-fire-and-putting-out-another/8286#comment-6054 Matt Wed, 03 Dec 2008 13:17:29 +0000 http://rvanews.com/?p=8286#comment-6054 I'd make a snide comment but then the comments would get shut down and ruin everyone's fun. I’d make a snide comment but then the comments would get shut down and ruin everyone’s fun.

]]> By: Sarah http://rvanews.com/etc/robot-hearts-lighting-one-fire-and-putting-out-another/8286#comment-6052 Sarah Wed, 03 Dec 2008 03:31:35 +0000 http://rvanews.com/?p=8286#comment-6052 Jack goes forth... point of information Jason is not a vampire baby, neither is Sam so the whole “vampires are lame” thing is irrelevant. Good call with the very sexy Dr. Troy though, I would do him 6 ways to Sunday. Oh lord I am getting excited just thinking about it. I might have to go find some young man I can pretend to be my Dr. Troy tonight as a matter of fact. Jack goes forth… point of information Jason is not a vampire baby, neither is Sam so the whole “vampires are lame” thing is irrelevant. Good call with the very sexy Dr. Troy though, I would do him 6 ways to Sunday. Oh lord I am getting excited just thinking about it. I might have to go find some young man I can pretend to be my Dr. Troy tonight as a matter of fact.

]]> By: Scott http://rvanews.com/etc/robot-hearts-lighting-one-fire-and-putting-out-another/8286#comment-6046 Scott Tue, 02 Dec 2008 21:00:11 +0000 http://rvanews.com/?p=8286#comment-6046 PRACTICE HOLES!! Good what a hoot! Good job on the newly coin phrase Jack! PRACTICE HOLES!! Good what a hoot! Good job on the newly coin phrase Jack!

]]> By: Valerie http://rvanews.com/etc/robot-hearts-lighting-one-fire-and-putting-out-another/8286#comment-6043 Valerie Tue, 02 Dec 2008 18:06:41 +0000 http://rvanews.com/?p=8286#comment-6043 Nip/Tuck *is* awesome. Plus I have to agree with Susan in that Jack's reverence for Dr. Troy explains SO MUCH. Nip/Tuck *is* awesome. Plus I have to agree with Susan in that Jack’s reverence for Dr. Troy explains SO MUCH.

]]> By: taylor http://rvanews.com/etc/robot-hearts-lighting-one-fire-and-putting-out-another/8286#comment-6042 taylor Tue, 02 Dec 2008 18:03:07 +0000 http://rvanews.com/?p=8286#comment-6042 It also happens to be The Cat's Pajamas It also happens to be The Cat’s Pajamas

]]> By: I Got Your Snarky http://rvanews.com/etc/robot-hearts-lighting-one-fire-and-putting-out-another/8286#comment-6041 I Got Your Snarky Tue, 02 Dec 2008 18:02:44 +0000 http://rvanews.com/?p=8286#comment-6041 Susan's comment on Jack's blog: "I thought a "practice hole" was the one you cut into the stuffed animal on your bed? No?" Brilliant. Jack, step up your hilarity, please. Susan’s comment on Jack’s blog:
“I thought a “practice hole” was the one you cut into the stuffed animal on your bed? No?”

Brilliant.
Jack, step up your hilarity, please.

]]> By: taylor http://rvanews.com/etc/robot-hearts-lighting-one-fire-and-putting-out-another/8286#comment-6040 taylor Tue, 02 Dec 2008 18:02:11 +0000 http://rvanews.com/?p=8286#comment-6040 Star Trek original series destroys all. Star Trek original series destroys all.

]]> By: Susan Howson http://rvanews.com/etc/robot-hearts-lighting-one-fire-and-putting-out-another/8286#comment-6039 Susan Howson Tue, 02 Dec 2008 18:02:00 +0000 http://rvanews.com/?p=8286#comment-6039 Oh my God, everything makes so much sense now. Oh my God, everything makes so much sense now.

]]> By: Jack Goes Forth http://rvanews.com/etc/robot-hearts-lighting-one-fire-and-putting-out-another/8286#comment-6038 Jack Goes Forth Tue, 02 Dec 2008 17:53:36 +0000 http://rvanews.com/?p=8286#comment-6038 Hey dorks, vampires are fake and thus, quite lame. You want a realistic show with a lead character who rock your socks (and the socks of many many other women)??? Nip/Tuck and the greatest actor on TV, Dr.Christian Troy. New season begins soon! Hey dorks, vampires are fake and thus, quite lame.

You want a realistic show with a lead character who rock your socks (and the socks of many many other women)???

Nip/Tuck and the greatest actor on TV, Dr.Christian Troy.

New season begins soon!

]]> By: Valerie http://rvanews.com/etc/robot-hearts-lighting-one-fire-and-putting-out-another/8286#comment-6037 Valerie Tue, 02 Dec 2008 17:45:23 +0000 http://rvanews.com/?p=8286#comment-6037 I love me some Sam. LOVE HIM. Plus his accent is the only real one because he actually hails from New Orleans. Yes, I've spent some time admiring his wikipedia page. I AM NOT ASHAMED. I love me some Sam. LOVE HIM. Plus his accent is the only real one because he actually hails from New Orleans. Yes, I’ve spent some time admiring his wikipedia page. I AM NOT ASHAMED.

]]> By: Susan Howson http://rvanews.com/etc/robot-hearts-lighting-one-fire-and-putting-out-another/8286#comment-6036 Susan Howson Tue, 02 Dec 2008 17:11:57 +0000 http://rvanews.com/?p=8286#comment-6036 Sarah - we would get along famously if we met them together, because I would happily leave you to your Bill/Jason-fest while I took Sam into the woods. Sarah – we would get along famously if we met them together, because I would happily leave you to your Bill/Jason-fest while I took Sam into the woods.

]]> By: Sarah http://rvanews.com/etc/robot-hearts-lighting-one-fire-and-putting-out-another/8286#comment-6035 Sarah Tue, 02 Dec 2008 17:00:16 +0000 http://rvanews.com/?p=8286#comment-6035 Oh yea, please ignore my lack of proofreading I am at work screwing around but also Susan I think incorporating True Blood into your posts is fucking fabulous, best show ever . Bill can drink from me anytime and Jason Stackhouse can fuck me stupid. Oh yea, please ignore my lack of proofreading I am at work screwing around but also Susan I think incorporating True Blood into your posts is fucking fabulous, best show ever . Bill can drink from me anytime and Jason Stackhouse can fuck me stupid.

]]> By: Sarah http://rvanews.com/etc/robot-hearts-lighting-one-fire-and-putting-out-another/8286#comment-6034 Sarah Tue, 02 Dec 2008 16:49:26 +0000 http://rvanews.com/?p=8286#comment-6034 One Man, I am going to try to keep this short as possible obviously this isn't my advice column it’s just a comment so check it out. You are giving this situation way to much though therefore giving it to much power. Just because this chick has had sex with 50 guys doesn't really mean anything. 35 of those guys more than likely didn't rock her world. Explore this girl, take your time and figure out what really pleases her, once you got that play on it and fuck the shit out of her. But you really can’t let your mind take over you like that; I mean you might end up eventually being the best sex she ever had. Stop wiggin, no confidence is not sexy... One Man, I am going to try to keep this short as possible obviously this isn’t my advice column it’s just a comment so check it out. You are giving this situation way to much though therefore giving it to much power. Just because this chick has had sex with 50 guys doesn’t really mean anything. 35 of those guys more than likely didn’t rock her world. Explore this girl, take your time and figure out what really pleases her, once you got that play on it and fuck the shit out of her. But you really can’t let your mind take over you like that; I mean you might end up eventually being the best sex she ever had. Stop wiggin, no confidence is not sexy…

]]> By: Nicole http://rvanews.com/etc/robot-hearts-lighting-one-fire-and-putting-out-another/8286#comment-6031 Nicole Tue, 02 Dec 2008 16:17:20 +0000 http://rvanews.com/?p=8286#comment-6031 I love this column. That is all. I love this column. That is all.

]]> By: Susan http://rvanews.com/etc/robot-hearts-lighting-one-fire-and-putting-out-another/8286#comment-6030 Susan Tue, 02 Dec 2008 16:01:27 +0000 http://rvanews.com/?p=8286#comment-6030 4. He has friends who want more than friendship sometimes. 4. He has friends who want more than friendship sometimes.

]]> By: I Got Your Snarky http://rvanews.com/etc/robot-hearts-lighting-one-fire-and-putting-out-another/8286#comment-6029 I Got Your Snarky Tue, 02 Dec 2008 15:48:07 +0000 http://rvanews.com/?p=8286#comment-6029 1. Jack has a heart? 2. Jack plans to have a 7 year old son? 3. Jack has traded cheddar and sour cream Ruffles for Cool Ranch Doritos? Wow. 1. Jack has a heart?
2. Jack plans to have a 7 year old son?
3. Jack has traded cheddar and sour cream Ruffles for Cool Ranch Doritos?
Wow.

]]> By: Jay http://rvanews.com/etc/robot-hearts-lighting-one-fire-and-putting-out-another/8286#comment-6028 Jay Tue, 02 Dec 2008 15:48:04 +0000 http://rvanews.com/?p=8286#comment-6028 I wouldn't give some of this advice to my worst sworn enemy, but your column definately has its funny moments. Keep it up. I wouldn’t give some of this advice to my worst sworn enemy, but your column definately has its funny moments. Keep it up.

]]> By: Mel http://rvanews.com/etc/robot-hearts-lighting-one-fire-and-putting-out-another/8286#comment-6027 Mel Tue, 02 Dec 2008 15:42:37 +0000 http://rvanews.com/?p=8286#comment-6027 Jack is right - Cool Ranch Doritos are the bomb! Manna from heaven! Jack is right – Cool Ranch Doritos are the bomb! Manna from heaven!

]]> By: Jack Goes Forth http://rvanews.com/etc/robot-hearts-lighting-one-fire-and-putting-out-another/8286#comment-6026 Jack Goes Forth Tue, 02 Dec 2008 15:14:57 +0000 http://rvanews.com/?p=8286#comment-6026 Yeah I think I just coined that phrase. Or maybe I subconsciously stole it from golf. Yeah I think I just coined that phrase. Or maybe I subconsciously stole it from golf.

]]> By: Valerie http://rvanews.com/etc/robot-hearts-lighting-one-fire-and-putting-out-another/8286#comment-6025 Valerie Tue, 02 Dec 2008 15:12:17 +0000 http://rvanews.com/?p=8286#comment-6025 PRACTICE HOLES? Wow. Also, Susan, True Blood. OMFG so good. PRACTICE HOLES? Wow.

Also, Susan, True Blood. OMFG so good.

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