Let me tell you how to run your life.

by Valerie Catrow

January 24, 2008

The powers-that-be over here at RVANews think it’s high time I use my busy-body nature for good rather than evil. So starting RIGHT NOW, I will be accepting questions and offering advice* about anything: etiquette, grammar, how to propose to your girlfriend, nap-taking techniques, anything. My responses/advice will be posted on Mondays, the same day I post my Project Runway wrap-ups that no one reads! It’s like a twofer!

Send all inquiries to val@rvanews.com. I won’t include your name in my response, only painfully cliched aliases.

*Disclaimer: My only qualification for providing advice to anyone is that I think I know everything and I’m often right about most things.

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January 24, 2008

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5 Responses to “Let me tell you how to run your life.”

  1. 1. Ross Catrow says:

    Dear Val,

    What do you do when your husband is so freaking good looking and amazingly smart and always right about everything? Do you bake him some coffee cake or what?

    -Luckiest Girl in Omaha

    on January 24th, 2008 at 11:01 am

  2. 2. Matthew McDonald says:

    B J

    on January 24th, 2008 at 2:07 pm

  3. 3. Valerie says:

    INAPPROPRIATE.

    on January 24th, 2008 at 4:48 pm

  4. 4. Matthew McDonald says:

    what? butter and jam… as in sandwiches. delicious!

    on January 24th, 2008 at 7:47 pm

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