Write a tag line, drink free beers!
December 16, 2008
We’re having ourselves a little contest here at RVANews. A contest that will win you two, count ‘em two, tickets to Ipanema’s Beer Feast. I know, exciting.
Here’s the deal: we’re looking for a tag line to run for the next couple weeks up in the tippy-top header of the site. Something addressing the holidays and beers – because really, what else is anyone thinking about these days?
All you need to do is leave your entry in the comments (with your real email address, please). We’ll announce the winner on Monday the 22nd.
Have it at it!
48 Responses to “Write a tag line, drink free beers!”
1. SnowPanda says:
More belligerent than your uncle Ted on Christmas Eve.
on December 16th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
2. SnowPanda says:
Looser than your Grandmama’s Egg Nog.
on December 16th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
3. Shawn says:
Holiday Hops
on December 16th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
4. Jack Goes Forth says:
drinks often and alone, sort of like grandma before she passed…
on December 16th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
5. Scott Burger says:
No puking in the stockings!
on December 16th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
6. Eric says:
better than getting drunk on Jesus’s Birthday.
on December 16th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
7. Joss says:
Jollier than a leg-humping elf with a belly full of beer.
on December 16th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
8. Scott Burger says:
‘Cause 2009 is not for wine.
on December 16th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
9. Scott Burger says:
2009: Less fear, more beer!
on December 16th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
10. Laura says:
Cheers mates, to the end of 2008!
on December 16th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
11. Edward Alan Po says:
drink yellow snow
on December 16th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
12. mattwhite says:
RVABooz or something like that. RVANewz luvs HOLIDAYBooz. Or RVABewz….ya’ll can take it from there
on December 16th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
13. Tess says:
Or RVABrewz.
But seriously:
rvanews: (holiday) cheer rhymes with beer
rvanews: more chill than those Sam Adams holiday variety packs
rvanews: ’tis the season for beer-induced friendliness
rvanews: bring on the numbness
rvanews: frosty forecast, frostier beverages
on December 16th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
14. John says:
My father is a Jewish brewmeister.
on December 16th, 2008 at 8:11 pm
15. John says:
I think that was supposed to read: My boss is a Jewish brewmeister.
My dad was very Anglican.
on December 16th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
16. taylor says:
Nothing says Christmas like a Blue Ribbon
on December 16th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
17. Bookstore Piet says:
Enjoy A Legal Holiday Beer – Get Judged Morally Deficient By Matt Moment
on December 16th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
18. Matt says:
RVAnews: They brought him Gold, Frankincense, & Burr. Smooth, hoppy Burr.
RVAnews: Happy Beermas. Because Jesus was born in July anyway.
and while we’re coming up with taglines here’s one for my middle-aged friend..
Mattmoment.com: Happy Beermas you weak-minded, poison guzzling automitons.
on December 16th, 2008 at 9:51 pm
19. genevelyn says:
RVA News
2009-Year of the Yeast Infection-Don’t Worry, Get Hoppy!
on December 16th, 2008 at 9:59 pm
20. Scott Burton says:
Drink, Think, and Be Merry.
on December 16th, 2008 at 10:55 pm
21. lp says:
Nothing says Cheer, like really expensive beer.
Feliz Navidad Bitches!
on December 17th, 2008 at 10:01 am
22. bopst says:
All we are saying is give beer a chance…
on December 17th, 2008 at 10:36 am
23. achemaker says:
Hoppy Holidays!
on December 17th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
24. achemaker says:
Have yourself a beery little Christmas!
on December 17th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
25. achemaker says:
We wish you a beery Christmas and a Hoppy New Year!
on December 17th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
26. achemaker says:
It’s the Most Wonderful Time for a Beer!
on December 17th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
27. fouroboros says:
Try the holiday hooch: A good head, with antlers.
What the world needs now is love, sweet love, Beer, however, is in stock.
on December 17th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
28. Kevin says:
Complement great taste with yeast waste.
Come celebrate with a beer or five.
Brutal Euro brews meet fine vegetarian foods.
on December 17th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
29. Donna says:
Hoppy Holidays and a Hoppy New Beer!
on December 17th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
30. lp says:
got it…
Keep the change ya filthy animal!
on December 17th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
31. jf says:
santa doesn’t need you, santa doesn’t need anybody.
on December 17th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
32. Scott Burger says:
Mortgages, Banks, Cars…Someone has to bail out the breweries!
on December 17th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
33. Liberty says:
grandma got run over by a reindeer, too many people left Santa beer.
on December 17th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
34. kendra says:
The more you drink. The better we look.
on December 17th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
35. kendra says:
Oh wait! Am I allowed to play?Just for fun not for tickets.
on December 17th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
36. tg4360 says:
All the Holiday Beer you can handle!
on December 17th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
37. RVA Foodie says:
Taste this treat: Beer! The other white meat.
(…on Grace Street, previously home to the old Bidder’s Suite)
Think Iron Chef meets Cheers.
A food/beverage pairing that even Homer Simpson could love.
on December 17th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
38. Susan Howson says:
lp! Home Alone jokes are so festive!! “Buzz, your girlfriend, woof!” I wish I were in charge of this!
on December 17th, 2008 at 11:47 pm
39. Matt says:
RVAnews: “Look what ya did ya little JERK.”
on December 18th, 2008 at 8:49 am
40. Susan Howson says:
RVANews made its family disappear.
on December 18th, 2008 at 9:25 am
41. taylor says:
RVANews: (applies after shave to face)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
on December 18th, 2008 at 10:20 am
42. lp says:
RVANews: Slow down Fuller! You’ll wet the bed!
or…….
You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?
‘
omg i could quote Kevin McCallister alllll day.
on December 18th, 2008 at 10:26 am
43. Kevin says:
Don’t forget “Old Man Shovel Slam.”
on December 18th, 2008 at 11:54 am
44. daniel says:
When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I’m feeling sad
I simply remember my fridge-full o’ beer
And then I don’t feel so bad
on December 18th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
45. S. Preston Duncan says:
Only one thing in the world could’ve dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.
oooh Fudge!
Shut up Ralphie!
Don’t play with your food, eat it!
you were always jealous of this lamp.
An end to the conspiracy of irrational prejudice against Red Ryder and his peacemaker.
Show mommy how the piggies eat!
Horrified, I heard myself blurt it out…
plunge into the cornucopia quivering with desire and the ecstasy of unbridled avarice
Like a deranged easter bunny.
on December 19th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
46. S. Preston Duncan says:
Ok, no more Christmas Story quotes, I promise.
Buy the ticket, take the ride.
I’d rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
on December 19th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
47. Laura Ann says:
1. A Beer for All Seasons
2. The Christmas Party Hops
3. Spreading Holiday Beer
4. We Have the Beers We’ve Been Waiting For!
5. The Audacity of Beer
on December 20th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
48. Erik B says:
RVANews: Screw the rings, we’ll take five golden beers
RVANews: Richmond’s favorite holiday wingman
RVANews: Wishing you a Merry Beermas and a Happy Mas Beer
on December 20th, 2008 at 5:52 pm