The 5 Things before Christmas. Nobody was stirring, etc. Sorry, I’d write a better blurb, but the last episode of Serial is out this morning, and I’m busy.
Maya Payne Smart: Accomplished writer, ambassador for women’s rights, tireless supporter of children’s literacy, and Mother of Everything Christmas.
Bah humbug. JK, bah humbug on bah humbugs! This weekend is going to be beautiful and so are you, when you radiate holiday spirit.
So, you didn’t get tickets to Jerry Seinfeld? What’s up with that? And what’s the deal with all these holiday things, like art markets and tacky light tours? It’s like, “Hey, we’ve got plays and roller skating to do!” Am I right? Come on!
The news has been ugly, as of late, but it’s up to you how much you want to dwell on it this weekend. Put on your coat, whistle a holiday tune, and stay far away from the Internet.
The fresher, more convenient alternative to the growler, the aluminum Crowler™ is poised to kill—if it can hold out long enough for the ABC laws to catch up.
I’m sorry, but, any snobbery I have melts away under the electric holiday lights that herald the Most Wonderful Time of the Year.
Thanksgiving & Black Friday & Local Business Saturday & CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS!
Rough week, here’s hoping things improve with the temperatures.