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Tall Tales for Short Attention Spans (Episode 11)

Matt Moment — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 10:00:31 +0000

Welcome back to our digital water-cooler, where the stories are many and the relevancy scarce!

We'll hear today of the hulk-like strength brought on by a multiple motor vehicular failure. Don't get him mad, you wouldn't like him when he's mad!

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[audio:http://rvanews.net/tall_tales/TallTales-Episode11.mp3]

Previous Episodes

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 (part 1), 6 (part 2), 7, 8, 9, 10

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Tall Tales for Short Attention Spans (Episode 10)

Matt Moment — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 16:13:05 +0000

Welcome back, Story-Lovers!

This week's celeb-sprinkled story comes from our philanthropic friend Katie! Listen on for a tale of non-profit nonsense that leads to sullied endeavor with rock-n-roll's savior.

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[audio:http://rvanews.net/tall_tales/TallTales-Episode10.mp3]

Previous Episodes

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 (part 1), 6 (part 2), 7, 8, 9

(Have a story you’d like to share with us? Drop us a line! We’ll be in touch)

Tall Tales for Short Attention Spans (Epsiode 9)

Matt Moment — Thu, 21 May 2009 11:30:10 +0000

Another week, another web to weave!

This week's Tall Tale comes from a soft spoken suburbanite whose passion for punk rock leads him to a raucous run-in with an icon of both the stage and the skate park.

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[audio:http://rvanews.net/tall_tales/TallTales-Episode09.mp3]

Previous Episodes

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 (part 1), 6 (part 2), 7, 8

(Have a story you’d like to share with us? Drop us a line! We’ll be in touch)

Tall Tales for Short Attention Spans (Epsiode 8)

Matt Moment — Thu, 14 May 2009 11:30:05 +0000

Shalom, Story-Mongers!

This week's parasitic parable comes from our dear friend, Laura. If it's disease-ridden danger you seek, then dig into this story and feed from the vein of Catholic School Camp chaos!

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[audio:http://rvanews.net/tall_tales/TallTales-Episode08.mp3]

Previous Episodes

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 (part 1), 6 (part 2), 7

(Have a story you’d like to share with us? Drop us a line! We’ll be in touch)

Tall Tales for Short Attention Spans (Episode 7)

Matt Moment — Thu, 07 May 2009 14:07:54 +0000

Back for more are you?

Well, this week's spindle is an under-baked bonanza! It's dedicated to the Moms out there and all the good stories they generate for the hapless generation under their care.

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[audio:http://rvanews.net/tall_tales/TallTales-Episode07.mp3]

Previous Episodes

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 (part 1), 6 (part 2)

(Have a story you’d like to share with us? Drop us a line! We’ll be in touch)

Tall Tales for Short Attention Spans (Episode 6, Part 2)

Matt Moment — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 11:30:22 +0000

Welcome back, eavesdroppers. Allow us to pull you back from the edge of suspense as we finish last week's tale.

When we last left off, our hometown heroes were coping with a fecal-fated foot in the wrong direction. How can this shocking story get any weirder? Listen on to find out!

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[audio:http://rvanews.net/tall_tales/TallTales-Episode06a.mp3]

Previous Episodes

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 (part 1)

(Have a story you'd like to share with us? Drop us a line! We'll be in touch)

Tall Tales for Short Attention Spans (Episode 6, Part 1)

Matt Moment — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 11:30:23 +0000

Alright, folks, it's finally time that Tall Tales dons the time-honored moniker of "to be continued..."

This two-part tale of late night terror will make you think twice about passing your sweet time in any local all-night waffle distributors.

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[audio:http://rvanews.net/tall_tales/TallTales-Episode06.mp3]

Previous Episodes

1, 2, 3, 4, 5

(Have a story you'd like to share with us? Drop us a line! We'll be in touch)

Tall Tales for Short Attention Spans (Episode 5)

Matt Moment — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 11:30:15 +0000

Ladies and gentlemen, this week's tale is a study in comical commitment!

Today we'll hear from an anonymous donor whose mischievous missive will leave you rolling at the end of the rainbow with leprechaun-related laughter. At the request of the teller, the audio for this story has been altered to protect those involved.

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[audio:http://rvanews.net/tall_tales/TallTales-Episode05.mp3]

Previous Episodes

1, 2, 3, 4

(Have a story you'd like to share with us? Drop us a line! We'll be in touch)

Tall Tales for Short Attention Spans (Episode 4)

Matt Moment — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 11:30:42 +0000

Back again, my little story absorbers!

Today's web is woven with a thread from the heartland. This brutal LeBats-breaking bottle bouncer will keep you in stitches and staples like few fables would! Enjoy!

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[audio:http://rvanews.net/tall_tales/TallTales-Episode04.mp3]

Previous Episodes

1, 2, 3

(Have a story you'd like to share with us? Drop us a line and we'll be in touch!)

Tall Tales for Short Attention Spans (Episode 3)

Matt Moment — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 11:30:49 +0000

Here we are again eavesdroppers, standing at the precipice of another epic tale.

Tune those ears and open those minds because this weeks Tall-Tale is a doozy. It's sure to boggle the mind and flex the muscle of belief.

Today's fine-feathered fable paints a picture of ill-fated foul and boyhood mayhem that would put Lord of the Flies to shame. Pass the conch!

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[audio:http://rvanews.net/tall_tales/TallTales-Episode03.mp3]

Previous Episodes

1, 2

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Tall Tales for Short Attention Spans (Episode 2)

Matt Moment — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 11:30:33 +0000

Welcome back story-lovers! Have we got a tall tale for you!

This week's yarn is spun by a Florida State undergrad whose unexpected encounter with a boob-snatching bandit will leave you in starstruck stitches. This mystery Hollywood beau-hunk once escaped some nasty backwoods botheration via canoe only to make his Seminole assistant squeal like a piggy when he shows her the true meaning of "subtext".

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[audio:http://rvanews.net/tall_tales/TallTales-Episode02.mp3]

Previous Episodes

Tall Tales for Short Attention Spans (Episode 1)

Matt Moment — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 11:00:33 +0000

Greetings, eavesdroppers! Welcome to the first installment of "Tall Tales for Short Attention Spans."

This audio experiment will provide you with recorded stories told by everyday folks about life's funny little situations. Sometimes the narrator is a witness, and sometimes they're a character, but they always prove good for a chuckle or two.

Today's tale comes from the archives of a once touring musician named Matt. This stinky story reeks thoroughly of mischief and mayhem. It's sure to be a gut-wrenching good time!

Enjoy!

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[audio:http://rvanews.net/tall_tales/TallTales-Episode01.mp3]