The Bopst Show - Episode 23
September 22, 2008 - 10:20
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Mr. Bopst got, shall we say, a bit enthusiastic with the explicit/edgy language this week. Please note that this post is not suitable for work.
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There are are many things in this world that are beyond comprehension. One that eternally mystifies me is the battle some like to wage against homosexuality. I just don’t understand it. Why anybody cares
how two or more people chose to pleasure themselves physically is beyond my realm of understanding. Personally, I don’t give a shit who anybody fucks or sucks. Beyond achieving my own orgasm and the ones I am trying to enable, I am totally and completely disinterested in the topic of sex. I find other people’s sexuality boring in the extreme.
But I am fascinated by homophobia. Such amazing things come out of homophobic mouths. Case in point. I remember talking with a guy one time and he told me that he hated faggots. When I asked him if he actually knew anybody who was attracted to their own sex he said no in a manner suggesting that he thought the question was absurd. “How can you say you hate faggots if you don’t know any?”, I inquired upon hearing his dismissive tone. He thought about that for a moment and then replied, “What? Are you are a faggot or something?”
It was at that moment that I realized I was in the presence of genius.
“Well, I’ve never had sex with a man, but the first guy I meet that I want to fuck or get fucked by, I’m going to suck his dick all night long.”
And with that comment, our conversation came to an abrupt end. I’ve seen this guy on several occasions since then and we used to always engage in pleasant small talk over the years at parties, bars or mutual friend’s houses but now he avoids me like the plague. I like to think that it’s because he thinks I want to fuck him.
So to you dear reader I submit this nugget of wisdom. Anyone who thinks homosexuality is wrong, evil or is somehow going to be about the fall of civilization is a fucking idiot.
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Stay Clean,
BOPST
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youre torturing the language, homophobia? if someone dosent like “homos” it just has to be because hes afraid(phobia) of them, lol you crack me up, dont you think people should be able to dislike whom they want, or is it just tolerence for those who have your beliefs? liberals are schizos
I think you and i should get together and make out sometime…
im not turned on by your chrome dome(sp), seriously youre heterophobic.
your column in brick was funny about the guy who played to many 80s cover band songs and died, plus when you add your politics in its funnier
When you engage in gay sex are you the pitcher or the catcher?
I think we should just sit quietly together holding hands.
want me to put lotion on your head?
do you want massage? ok you can give me one….
Richmond Folk Fest. is putting up fences and stages, go folk fest!
Dear Sir, will there be any gasy sex information available eat folk fest?
james joyce
may the wind be at your butt
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