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WIIIIIILSOOOOOOON!!!!!

March 5, 2008 - 14:01

by Valerie Catrow

Guys. Tom “Mr. Yelling Everything In a Gargly Voice” Hanks himself is coming to RVA (specifically to the Byrd -OMG that’s so close to my house) this Sunday for the Virginia premier of John Adams, his new miniseries with HBO.

We should totally go stalk the red carpet and yell “Hooch!” at him when he makes his appearance.

Who’s in?

by Valerie Catrow · Filed Under Op/Ed 

12 Responses to “WIIIIIILSOOOOOOON!!!!!”

  1. Susan Howson on March 5th, 2008 2:36 pm

    WHAT! OF COURSE! HOW DO WE GET TICKETS!!!

  2. Susan Howson on March 5th, 2008 2:37 pm

    Oh, never mind, we can’t. Invitation only. SHE’S A MERRRRMAIIIIDDD!!

  3. Valerie Catrow on March 5th, 2008 3:39 pm

    MY CHEST IS CONSTRICTED. I CAN’T SHOUT.

  4. Ross Catrow on March 5th, 2008 4:49 pm

    ARGGHHH GERMANS!!!

  5. robinitaface on March 5th, 2008 4:49 pm

    I was totally IN THE SAME BUILDING as he was. I catered the NY premiere on Monday at the Museum of Modern Art. Never saw him. He was safely cloistered away upstairs. I did, however, serve cute little hors d’oeuvres to the likes of Morgan Freeman, cast member Zeljko Ivanek, Josh Charles (Knox “Tell Me Why They Swoon” Overstreet from Dead Poets Society), Dominick Dunne, and even Carl Bernstein.

    I saw cast members Paul Giamatti and Mamie Gummer too, but I wasn’t important enough to serve them.

    I carried a watermelon?

  6. mattwhite on March 5th, 2008 5:09 pm

    is this a phish joke? anyone? anyone?

  7. Valerie Catrow on March 5th, 2008 10:03 pm

    I might have been more excited about Morgan Freeman. I mean, he played GOD.

  8. Ross Catrow on March 5th, 2008 10:40 pm

    Yeah I got it, you dirty hippy.

  9. Scott Burton on March 5th, 2008 11:06 pm

    WILSON>It’s Ice>SOAM Hose man…Hose! (This hurt to write).

  10. Susan Howson on March 6th, 2008 10:27 am

    But with Morgan Freeman we couldn’t scream hilariously. Instead we’d have to talk about this whole thing in a flat, wise voice.

  11. mattwhite on March 6th, 2008 1:49 pm

    whoa scott! thats intense. my fav was PYITE>guelah papyrus>NICU. i actually dont know if they ever did that but i like all those songs… “OOOH WILSON, ILL KILL YOU TILL YOU DIE”

  12. Scott Burton on March 6th, 2008 4:33 pm

    Yeah, PYITE was always awesome.

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